Grown Ups (I) (2010)
David Spade: Marcus Higgins
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Quotes
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Marcus Higgins : Hey Y, where's MCA?
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Becky Feder : [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?
Marcus Higgins : ...Hell.
Lenny Feder : Higgins. Don't say that.
Marcus Higgins : Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.
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[from trailer]
Roxanne Chase-Feder : [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.
Rob Hilliard : My wife.
Roxanne Chase-Feder : I'm sorry!
Rob Hilliard : I'm not.
[kisses his wife]
Marcus Higgins : [onlooking] Oh, grody.
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Marcus Higgins : Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?
Donna Lamonsoff : [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?
Lenny Feder : Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
[All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]
Donna Lamonsoff : I want to get wasted every day of my life.
Becky Feder : I want to get chocolate wasted.
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[from trailer]
Lenny Feder : Higgy!
Marcus Higgins : Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny Feder : What does that mean?
Marcus Higgins : Um... you're fat.
Lenny Feder : No!
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Bean Lamonsoff : I want cookies.
Marcus Higgins : Ha. Cookies and MILF.
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Marcus Higgins : I just had the hottest dream about this blond girl...
[yellow dog walks out of closet behind him]
Marcus Higgins : At least I think it was a dream.
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Marcus Higgins : Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?
Lenny Feder : Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.
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Eric Lamonsoff : I gotta make a sissy.
Kurt McKenzie : Come on, you made three already.
Rob Hilliard : It must be oozing out at this point.
Eric Lamonsoff : Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kurt McKenzie : It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
Lenny Feder : Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
Marcus Higgins : Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
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Marcus Higgins : Why didn't you tell us she gets us?
Rob Hilliard : That's what I've been trying to say all along.
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Lenny Feder : Higgins, what are you doing?
Marcus Higgins : I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.
Roxanne Chase-Feder : That was a man's ass?
