True Blood (TV Series)
Keep This Party Going (2009)
Nelsan Ellis: Lafayette Reynolds
Quotes
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Eric Northman : You are aware there's a gaping hole in your leg? You're damaged goods.
Lafayette Reynolds : Not if you turn me. I'd be good as ever. Look I'm already a person of poor moral character. So, I hit the ground running and I damn near glamor people already. Gimme what ya'll got. Not only will I be a badass vampire, but I'd be your badass vampire.
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Pam : I thought prostitutes were good at keeping secrets.
Lafayette Reynolds : Oh, don't get it twisted honeycone. I'm a survivor first, capitalist second and a whole bunch of shit after that. But a hooker dead last! So if I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaida pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this motherfucker I'm taking it!
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Eric Northman : So, what's it gonna be Lafayette? Would you like your leg to kill you? Or would you prefer us to do that?
Lafayette Reynolds : I'm gonna go with plan C.
Eric Northman : There's a plan C?
Lafayette Reynolds : Make me a vampire.
Eric Northman : I beg your pardon.
Lafayette Reynolds : And you can put me to work in the bar. I'm a good dancer, you've seen it on my site. Shit, I'd get up there and move earth and heaven Go-Go style.
Eric Northman : You are aware that there's a gaping whole in your leg. You're damaged goods.
Lafayette Reynolds : Not if you turn me. I'd be as good as heaven. Look... I... I'm already a person of poor moral character... so I hit the ground running.
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Eric Northman : If you have any silver on you now would be the time to reveal it.
Lafayette Reynolds : Now way! I ain't that stupid!
Eric Northman : Yes, you are.
[swiping his mouth, looking at his hand]
Eric Northman : Is there blood in my hair?
Lafayette Reynolds : What?
Eric Northman : Is there blood in my hair?
Lafayette Reynolds : I... I don't know. I can't see in this light.
Eric Northman : [goes over quickly] How about now?
Lafayette Reynolds : [shaking] Y... yeah t... there's a little bit of blood in there, yeah.
Eric Northman : This is bad. Pam is going to kill me.
Lafayette Reynolds : Who the fuck is Pam?
Eric Northman : Do you want to meet her?
Lafayette Reynolds : No. No, I'm good.
Eric Northman : We'll you're going to.
[takes the chain from the collar]
Lafayette Reynolds : Where you taking me?
Eric Northman : To find out what you know. I wouldn't try anything rash if I were you. I'm still hungry.
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Pam : [looking at Eric's hair] This is a disaster. We'll have to go much shorter than I planned.
Eric Northman : Well I said I was sorry, Pam. He took silver to me.
[to Lafayette]
Eric Northman : You were there, you saw it. Defend me.
Lafayette Reynolds : I don't know what it is you want to know, but point me in the direction and I gives to you.
Eric Northman : I've seen your website, it's quite, umm... low rent. But your clients miss you, Lafayette, they're wondering if you're ever coming back.
Lafayette Reynolds : [nervous] Am I?
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Ginger : [pointing a gun at him] Who the fuck are you?
Lafayette Reynolds : It's day time! Thank you Jesus! Thank you god! You're human, right?
Ginger : Kinda! But I ain't lettin' you go, if that's what you're thinking!
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Lafayette Reynolds : I gave you everything.
Eric Northman : You gave me nothing.