Rifftrax: Cool as Ice (2013 Video)
Kevin Murphy: Self
Quotes
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Kevin Murphy : Okay, so this is a movie that came out in 1991 that references low temperatures in the title, about a dumbass white guy, with a terrible haircut, that rides a motorcycle, whose career ended immediately after, and it's not "Stone Cold" starring Brian Bosworth?
Bill Corbett : Strangely enough, no.
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Bill Corbett : In the next scene, she's making passionate love to Sam-I-Am.
Kevin Murphy : Oh, I do so like Green Eggs and Ham. Thank you, oh! Thank you! Sam I Am!
Bill Corbett : Hey! Don't make me tell you again about not looking me in the eye.
Michael J. Nelson : The "Sam-I-Am as a dirty old man" sketch, everyone.
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Michael J. Nelson : And they pass Prince and Apollonia, coming the other way on his femmy bike.
Bill Corbett : Hey, how was your freaky, pointless cheap date?
Kevin Murphy : Love sexy, thank u.
Michael J. Nelson : And that was just the "u" obviously.
Kevin Murphy : Obviously.