Rifftrax: Cool as Ice (2013 Video)

Bill Corbett: Self

Quotes 

• Kevin Murphy : Okay, so this is a movie that came out in 1991 that references low temperatures in the title, about a dumbass white guy, with a terrible haircut, that rides a motorcycle, whose career ended immediately after, and it's not "Stone Cold" starring Brian Bosworth?

  Bill Corbett : Strangely enough, no.

• Bill Corbett : In the next scene, she's making passionate love to Sam-I-Am.

  Kevin Murphy : Oh, I do so like Green Eggs and Ham. Thank you, oh! Thank you! Sam I Am!

  Bill Corbett : Hey! Don't make me tell you again about not looking me in the eye.

  Michael J. Nelson : The "Sam-I-Am as a dirty old man" sketch, everyone.

• Michael J. Nelson : And they pass Prince and Apollonia, coming the other way on his femmy bike.

  Bill Corbett : Hey, how was your freaky, pointless cheap date?

  Kevin Murphy : Love sexy, thank u.

  Michael J. Nelson : And that was just the "u" obviously.

  Kevin Murphy : Obviously.