Corner Gas (TV Series)

Super Sensitive (2009)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

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Quotes 

• [Davis and Karen are at the Ruby again, after Davis' sensitivity training is complete] 

  Oscar Leroy : [entering]  Davis!

  Davis Quinton : Oh hello, respected elder!

  Oscar Leroy : ...That's a good one! I got some new jokes for you. Why did the two blondes cross the road?

  Davis Quinton : To get to the university to complete their PhDs?

  Oscar Leroy : What the hell happened to him?

  Karen Pelly : He's just... sensitive to other people's needs now.

  Oscar Leroy : Well, what about my needs? To make fun of people!

• [first lines] 

  [Davis, Karen, and Oscar are sitting at a booth in the Ruby] 

  Oscar Leroy : Hey, I got a new joke for you. Why did the blonde tie a magnet to her fishing line?

  Davis Quinton : I don't know, why?

  Oscar Leroy : She was trying to catch steel-head trout!

  Davis Quinton : [laughs]  Good one. Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

  Oscar Leroy : I don't know. Why?

  Davis Quinton : 'Cause they keep forgetting the recipe!

  [Davis and Oscar laugh, Karen stares at them] 

  Davis Quinton : [to Karen]  You don't seem to be enjoying the jokes.

  Karen Pelly : Maybe it's because I'm blonde?

  Oscar Leroy : Right... She doesn't get them!

  Karen Pelly : Here's one. Why did the blonde cop stiff her partner for the lunch bill?

  Davis Quinton : I don't know, why?

  [Karen gets up and leaves without saying another word] 

  Oscar Leroy : That wasn't a very funny joke.

  Davis Quinton : Still, not bad for a blonde.

• [after "Emma" wins the draw at the gym, Wanda has to continue to pretend to be her when they drop off the prize at Oscar and Emma's house] 

  Photographer : Okay. Let's get the happy couple over there next to the TV. Come on, little bit closer... Little closer... Little...

  Oscar Leroy : Just take the damn picture!

  Photographer : Okay, here we go. Smile, and you're happy, maybe give her a little kiss or something?

  Wanda Dollard : Oh no, it's not that type of marriage where there's... touching or anything.

  Photographer : At least put your arm around her?

  Oscar Leroy : Fine, you sicko.

• [when Davis' sensitivity training works too well, Oscar and Karen come up with a plan to "desensinate" him. The three of them are in the police station, Davis is hooked up to a polygraph test] 

  Oscar Leroy : Okay, I'm gonna ask you some questions. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? It said "concentrate"! Heh, heh... You find that funny?

  Davis Quinton : No.

  Oscar Leroy : How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Heh, heh, heh... There's white-out on the screen! You find that funny?

  Davis Quinton : No.

  Karen Pelly : That's because they're not funny, they're stupid jokes!

  Oscar Leroy : Here, you do this one.

  Karen Pelly : [reading]  How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Turn over.

  Karen Pelly : [she turns the paper over]  How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Turn over... . How do you keep a blonde busy... Okay, I don't get this!

  [Davis snorts] 

  Oscar Leroy : He snorted! Do you find that funny?

  Davis Quinton : No!

  [the polygraph tests responds to his answer] 

  Oscar Leroy : [to Karen]  Here, read him another one!

  Karen Pelly : What do you see if you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.

  [Davis laughs] 

  Oscar Leroy : We got him! The old Davis is back!

  Karen Pelly : I still don't get the turn over joke, are we missing a page?

  [Oscar and Davis laugh at her once again]