Corner Gas (TV Series)

Super Sensitive (2009)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : Hey guys, can I take your order?

  Davis Quinton : Well first of all, Officer Pelly is not a "guy". She's what I like to call, a human being. Secondly, taking an order... Sounds rather aggressive. Can we call it something like... a request or... a gentle reminder?

  Karen Pelly : Oh my God.

  Lacey Burrows : All right. Here's a gentle reminder, if you don't order something, you have to leave.

  Karen Pelly : We'll just get two coffees to go. Black.

  Davis Quinton : African-American.

• Hank Yarbo : [entering]  Hey Lacey, how much would it cost to buy everyone here a coffee?

  Lacey Burrows : Probably about fifteen dollars?

  Hank Yarbo : Oh man, celebratin' is expensive!

  Brent Leroy : Wasn't always that way. I remember when you could celebrate with a truckload of dynamite and a bottle of whiskey and all it'd cost ya was a buck!... Sorry, I was having coffee with a couple of old guys earlier. What are you celebrating?

  Hank Yarbo : As of today, my string of bad luck is over. Seven years ago today I broke a mirror! I'll never forget that day...

  [flashback, Hank is driving a truck full of mirrors. Another truck, full of rocks, drives quickly towards him. Then immediately cutting back to the Ruby] 

  Lacey Burrows : I think we can all guess how this ends.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh no, you can't. All I can say is, thank God for that marshmallow truck.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, it's strange, I was with you when you broke that mirror, and that's not how I remember it...

  [flashback to Hank and Brent in Hanks house, they work on some furniture. Hank notices a fly on the mirror beside him, after thinking for a moment he swings his hammer at the fly, smashing the mirror in the process. Then cutting back to the Ruby] 

  Hank Yarbo : Fine, but tell me you didn't think my truck story was better.