Corner Gas (TV Series)

Shirt Disturber (2009)

Tara Spencer-Nairn: Karen Pelly

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Quotes 

• Davis Quinton : There's no doubt you're a senior rookie. I know that and you know that. But we're cops. We're constantly on the move. Seconds count. I think we should drop the word "senior".

  Karen Pelly : It's two syllables. How much time is that going to save?

  Davis Quinton : It's the difference between life and death. I could be half way through saying "senior" and be shot.

  Karen Pelly : But who'd blame me?

• Karen Pelly : [opening a gift - a badge that says 'Senior Rookie']  Aw, thanks, Josh!

  Josh the Cook : It's from me and Fitzy.

  Fitzy : Group gift. Group hug?

  Karen Pelly : No.

• [after Emma and Oscar's new home alarm turns out to be a nuisance for both them and the police, Karen and Davis bring them something new] 

  Oscar Leroy : What do you call this thing-a-ma-hooey again?

  Davis Quinton : It's called a "home smart alarm". Karen can show you how it works.

  [a closeup of the new "alarm" reveals that it is just an old calculator taped to the wall] 

  Karen Pelly : Sure. You just take the number of people in the house, multiply that by how scared you are, add the number of doors, then press "AC", which stands for access code, and there you have it: "0" chance of break-in.

  Emma Leroy : And it's a silent alarm?

  Davis Quinton : Oh yeah, it gives off a high-pitched sound that only burglars can hear.

  Oscar Leroy : That is smart. And it's a Casio! They make good stuff.