Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cat River Daze (2009)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

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Quotes 

• Jug-Hank : [Brent is dreaming of being in an Archie comic strip]  Jeepers! Sitting in that dunk tank sure made me hungry.

  Dilton aka Moose : Take it easy on those burgers, Jug-Hank.

  Betonica : Hey gang. Great news! We made enough money to have Dog River Days next month.

  Brenchie : But Betonica, we already had Dog River Days!

  Betonica : Oh, Brenchie. That wasn't Dog River Days. That was just a parking lot fair.

  Widge : I'm all faired out!

  Dilton aka Moose : You said it, Widge.

  Widge : Right on, Dilton.

  Dilton aka Moose : [firmly]  Moose!

  Jug-Hank : Jeepers! What are we going to do with all that extra money we raised?

  Betonica : Let's throw a dance!

  Widge : Can we hire a band?

  Brenchie : How about Craig Northey from the rock and roll group The Odds?

  Craig Northey : Gee, that's swell! The guys and me were looking for a place to practice anyway.

  [everyone dances to an bubblegum-pop version of 'Happy Place'] 

• Lacey Burrows : [to Davis and Hank]  We have to raise money so that we can save Dog River Days.

  Hank Yarbo : I got it. I propose a dunk tank.

  Lacey Burrows : I don't think that...

  Davis Quinton : Second.

  Hank Yarbo : All in favour?

  [Hank and Davis raise their hands] 

  Hank Yarbo : Motion carried.

  Davis Quinton : Move to adjourn.

  Hank Yarbo : Second.

  [Hank and Davis raise their hands] 

  Davis Quinton : Motion carried.

  Lacey Burrows : [as they leave]  I...

• Davis Quinton : You find me annoying, right?

  Brent LeRoy : I do.

  Davis Quinton : Thank you. As annoying as Hank?

  Brent LeRoy : Ooh... That's pretty ambitious.

  Hank Yarbo : [entering, soaking wet]  Hey guys. Just getting some water. When you're in the dunk tank as long as I am, it's important to stay hydrated.

  Hank Yarbo : [handing Brent a wet five dollar bill]  Here you go buddy, keep the change.

  Brent LeRoy : As you can see, he's kind of a natural.

• Hank Yarbo : Hey everybody! Remember when I took up the drums and would only practice at night? How about when I decided to start raising ferrets and they all escaped?

• [first lines] 

  [Davis and Hank are sitting at a booth in the Ruby, Hank reads an Archie comic book] 

  Hank Yarbo : I don't know about these new Archie comics... Jughead's eating veggie burgers to lower his cholesterol.

  Lacey Burrows : You know, you kind of remind me of Jughead.

  Hank Yarbo : I'm nothing like Jughead! Well, I wouldn't wear that crown thing he's wearing.

  Davis Quinton : Who would I be? Big Moose?

  Hank Yarbo : Dilton Doiley. And Lacey would be Pops because she runs the soda shop!

  Lacey Burrows : Hardly! Come on, I'm like a combination of Veronica's uptown sophistication and Betty's down home goodness.

  Hank Yarbo : So, you'd be like... Betonica! That'd be hot! And who would Brent be?

  Davis Quinton : Potsie!

  Lacey Burrows : That's Happy Days.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah. It's a completely different comic book.