Corner Gas (TV Series)
Cat River Daze (2009)
Janet Wright: Emma Leroy
Quotes
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Emma Leroy : The cat came back!
Oscar Leroy : I thought he was a goner?
Emma Leroy : No, the cat came back!
Karen Pelly : Ah, he just couldn't stay away.
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Oscar Leroy : [about a stray cat in Emma's garden] Why don't you catch it?
Emma Leroy : I'm allergic to cats.
Oscar Leroy : Still? All right, I'll take care of it. I'll need a rope, a burlap sack and some rocks.
Emma Leroy : Don't kill it!
Oscar Leroy : How'd you know I was going to kill it?
Emma Leroy : Lucky guess. Just catch it.
Oscar Leroy : So you want me to catch it but keep it alive?
Emma Leroy : Yes.
Oscar Leroy : A cat?
Emma Leroy : Yes!
Oscar Leroy : All right. I'll need some string, a box and cat poison.
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[Oscar is secretly feeding the stray cat he caught]
Emma Leroy : What's this?
Oscar Leroy : It's a piece of paper. So what?
Emma Leroy : It's a receipt for cat food. Why are you buying cat food?
Oscar Leroy : Because I'm a senior! Isn't that what we're supposed to do?
Emma Leroy : You can do better than that!
Oscar Leroy : All right. The truth is Brent likes to eat cat food and he's not feeling well, so I thought I'd treat him... That makes sense, right?