Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cat River Daze (2009)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

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Quotes 

• [Brent has slipped on some cans lying on the floor of Corner Gas, spraining his ankle] 

  Wanda Dollard : Look, I'm sorry you fell. And I'm sorry I kicked your ankle after you fell. I thought you were still faking it at that point.

  Brent LeRoy : Uh huh.

  Wanda Dollard : And I'm sorry I made you walk all the way to the car. And I'm sorry I tickled you while they were putting on the leg brace.

  Brent LeRoy : Wouldn't you have figured it out at that point?

  Wanda Dollard : That is when I figured it out. It seemed pretty elaborate with all the doctors and nurses.

  Brent LeRoy : And the swelling and the X rays and the screaming and the sedative?

• Karen Pelly : [to Brent]  I almost slipped on those cans.

  Brent LeRoy : Wanda!

  Wanda Dollard : I already yelled at her!

• Jug-Hank : [Brent is dreaming of being in an Archie comic strip]  Jeepers! Sitting in that dunk tank sure made me hungry.

  Dilton aka Moose : Take it easy on those burgers, Jug-Hank.

  Betonica : Hey gang. Great news! We made enough money to have Dog River Days next month.

  Brenchie : But Betonica, we already had Dog River Days!

  Betonica : Oh, Brenchie. That wasn't Dog River Days. That was just a parking lot fair.

  Widge : I'm all faired out!

  Dilton aka Moose : You said it, Widge.

  Widge : Right on, Dilton.

  Dilton aka Moose : [firmly]  Moose!

  Jug-Hank : Jeepers! What are we going to do with all that extra money we raised?

  Betonica : Let's throw a dance!

  Widge : Can we hire a band?

  Brenchie : How about Craig Northey from the rock and roll group The Odds?

  Craig Northey : Gee, that's swell! The guys and me were looking for a place to practice anyway.

  [everyone dances to an bubblegum-pop version of 'Happy Place'] 

• Karen Pelly : [flipping through a fashion magazine at Corner Gas]  Oh, she's got nice hair!... Ooh, she's got real nice hair!... Ooh!

  Wanda Dollard : Okay, are you going to buy that magazine or are you just going to make Merv Griffin noises all day?

• Wanda Dollard : [after Brent actually hurts his leg]  Anyway, I've been thinking, since you really are injured and there is a lot of work to do around here and I am partly responsible for this that, well, maybe I should...

  [she looks out the window] 

  Wanda Dollard : Bouncy castle!

  [she runs out] 

• Wanda Dollard : Hank's in the dunk tank?

  Lacey Burrows : Yep, it's a buck a ball.

  Wanda Dollard : Here's a fifty.