Corner Gas (TV Series)
Cat River Daze (2009)
Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton
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Quotes
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Jug-Hank : [Brent is dreaming of being in an Archie comic strip] Jeepers! Sitting in that dunk tank sure made me hungry.
Dilton aka Moose : Take it easy on those burgers, Jug-Hank.
Betonica : Hey gang. Great news! We made enough money to have Dog River Days next month.
Brenchie : But Betonica, we already had Dog River Days!
Betonica : Oh, Brenchie. That wasn't Dog River Days. That was just a parking lot fair.
Widge : I'm all faired out!
Dilton aka Moose : You said it, Widge.
Widge : Right on, Dilton.
Dilton aka Moose : [firmly] Moose!
Jug-Hank : Jeepers! What are we going to do with all that extra money we raised?
Betonica : Let's throw a dance!
Widge : Can we hire a band?
Brenchie : How about Craig Northey from the rock and roll group The Odds?
Craig Northey : Gee, that's swell! The guys and me were looking for a place to practice anyway.
[everyone dances to an bubblegum-pop version of 'Happy Place']
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Lacey Burrows : [to Davis and Hank] We have to raise money so that we can save Dog River Days.
Hank Yarbo : I got it. I propose a dunk tank.
Lacey Burrows : I don't think that...
Davis Quinton : Second.
Hank Yarbo : All in favour?
[Hank and Davis raise their hands]
Hank Yarbo : Motion carried.
Davis Quinton : Move to adjourn.
Hank Yarbo : Second.
[Hank and Davis raise their hands]
Davis Quinton : Motion carried.
Lacey Burrows : [as they leave] I...
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Davis Quinton : You find me annoying, right?
Brent LeRoy : I do.
Davis Quinton : Thank you. As annoying as Hank?
Brent LeRoy : Ooh... That's pretty ambitious.
Hank Yarbo : [entering, soaking wet] Hey guys. Just getting some water. When you're in the dunk tank as long as I am, it's important to stay hydrated.
Hank Yarbo : [handing Brent a wet five dollar bill] Here you go buddy, keep the change.
Brent LeRoy : As you can see, he's kind of a natural.
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[first lines]
[Davis and Hank are sitting at a booth in the Ruby, Hank reads an Archie comic book]
Hank Yarbo : I don't know about these new Archie comics... Jughead's eating veggie burgers to lower his cholesterol.
Lacey Burrows : You know, you kind of remind me of Jughead.
Hank Yarbo : I'm nothing like Jughead! Well, I wouldn't wear that crown thing he's wearing.
Davis Quinton : Who would I be? Big Moose?
Hank Yarbo : Dilton Doiley. And Lacey would be Pops because she runs the soda shop!
Lacey Burrows : Hardly! Come on, I'm like a combination of Veronica's uptown sophistication and Betty's down home goodness.
Hank Yarbo : So, you'd be like... Betonica! That'd be hot! And who would Brent be?
Davis Quinton : Potsie!
Lacey Burrows : That's Happy Days.
Hank Yarbo : Yeah. It's a completely different comic book.