Thomas & Friends: The Magic Railroad Parody (2020 Video)

Robert Magee: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Mr. Conductor : [In the office, after talking with Sir Topham Hatt on the phone, he picks up the phone again]  Responsible? Reliable? Really useful? Well, guess what? I don't have to be responsible, reliable, OR really useful, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE A CONDUCTOR! I'M GOING TO BE A CONTROLLER! SO GO... FUCK YOURSELF!

  [He angrily slams the phone down]