Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Something Fishy (1991)

Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters! All right, you slithering sea serpent, stop this rampage immediately or face the wrath of...

  Launchpad McQuack , Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Darkwing, duck!

  Darkwing Duck : I hate it when somebody steps on my lines.

• [Darkwing and Launchpad have been captured, brought to Neptunia's base, and are wearing lobster claws as wrist restraints] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Say, this is some aquarium you got down here.

  Darkwing Duck : [sarcastically]  Yeah. Who was your decorator, Captain Nemo?

  Neptunia : Alright, alright, honey.

  [pushes Darkwing forward] 

  Neptunia : Keep moving. This isn't a sightseeing tour.

  Darkwing Duck : [holding out his hands]  Did you have to put these things on so tight?

  Neptunia : Maybe I should've put one on that flapping trap of yours.

  [pushes him again] 

• [opening lines] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Aah, no place quite like the beach, eh, Gos?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : I'll say. The only place in town that hasn't been paved.

• [Darkwing and Launchpad have escaped Neptunia's lair] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Uh, D.W., how do we know which way we ought to be going?

  Darkwing Duck : Relax, Launchpad. Have my keen instincts ever led us wrong before?

  [Two swordfish come out and threaten them] 

  Darkwing Duck : [nervously]  Well... there's a first time for everything.