- Hank Yarbo: [Hank enters carrying a crowbar while Davis is slightly refilling the coffee pot] Hey, Davis. Do you know where Karen's locker is?
- Davis Quinton: This isn't what it looks like.
- Hank Yarbo: THIS isn't what it looks like.
- Davis Quinton: That's not a crowbar?
- Hank Yarbo: Okay, it does look like that. What does yours look like?
- Davis Quinton: Like I'm having some coffee but leaving just enough so that Karen will have to make the coffee.
- Hank Yarbo: [beat] I never would have got that.
- Brent Leroy: You don't actually have to be sorry, you just have to say you're sorry. It's the Canadian way!
- [with Oscar's citizenship called into question, Brent thinks of a way for his dad to prove his Canadian-ness to everyone. The two of them sit at the counter in the Ruby]
- Brent Leroy: [loudly] Hey Lacey, could I get a soda over here?
- Oscar Leroy: [loudly, unconvincingly] A soda, what's that?
- Brent Leroy: You know, a soda.
- Oscar Leroy: I think you mean a pop! You must have been in the States because here in Canada, we call it "pop".
- Lacey Burrows: [to Brent] You could have given me the heads up that the scheme was gonna happen here.
- Brent Leroy: [quietly, to Lacey] We wanted it to seem real and natural.
- Lacey Burrows: But I didn't even know what the plan was.
- Brent Leroy: So, you were real and natural!
- Brent Leroy: [loudly again] Anyway, I'm off to the restroom.
- [Oscar doesn't react]
- Brent Leroy: [to Oscar] The restroom.
- Oscar Leroy: Right, oh right! Brent, here in Canada we don't call them "restrooms", we call them "washrooms"! Isn't that right everybody?
- Oscar Leroy: [looking around nervously at everyone] Our lawyers wear robes in court.
- [on Karen's new years resolution]
- Hank Yarbo: I'd love to be her. Jogging's easy, I should have given up jogging every day.
- Lacey Burrows: She didn't give it up! She *is* jogging every day.
- Wanda Dollard: You got the shoes?
- Hank Yarbo: Oh, yeah.
- Wanda Dollard: Nice. Now all we have to do is wait for Karen not to run for a day. Give them here, I'll hide the evidence.
- Hank Yarbo: The orthotics worked really well.
- [Hank puts a foot up on the counter, revealing that he is wearing pink running shoes]
- Wanda Dollard: You're wearing the evidence! Take them off!
- Hank Yarbo: I... I sold my other ones.
- Wanda Dollard: You are a mental case.
- Wanda Dollard: [to the jar of licorice] Will you shut up for two minutes? I'm talking here!