"Corner Gas" American Resolution (TV Episode 2009) - Fred Ewanuick as Hank Yarbo

Hank Yarbo : [Hank enters carrying a crowbar while Davis is slightly refilling the coffee pot] Hey, Davis. Do you know where Karen's locker is?

Davis Quinton : This isn't what it looks like.

Hank Yarbo : THIS isn't what it looks like.

Davis Quinton : That's not a crowbar?

Hank Yarbo : Okay, it does look like that. What does yours look like?

Davis Quinton : Like I'm having some coffee but leaving just enough so that Karen will have to make the coffee.

Hank Yarbo : [beat] I never would have got that.
[on Karen's new years resolution]

Hank Yarbo : I'd love to be her. Jogging's easy, I should have given up jogging every day.

Lacey Burrows : She didn't give it up! She *is* jogging every day.
Wanda Dollard : You got the shoes?

Hank Yarbo : Oh, yeah.

Wanda Dollard : Nice. Now all we have to do is wait for Karen not to run for a day. Give them here, I'll hide the evidence.

Hank Yarbo : The orthotics worked really well.

[Hank puts a foot up on the counter, revealing that he is wearing pink running shoes]

Wanda Dollard : You're wearing the evidence! Take them off!

Hank Yarbo : I... I sold my other ones.

Wanda Dollard : You are a mental case.

Wanda Dollard : [to the jar of licorice] Will you shut up for two minutes? I'm talking here!

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo