Arlo the Alligator Boy (2021 TV Movie)
Jonathan Van Ness: Furlecia
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Quotes
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Arlo the Alligator Boy : Bertie, you seeing this? This tiny train is all tricked out!
Teeny Tiny Tony : Hey, hey, you got him! Thank you very much for your services, young green man. Now, where's my bag of cash?
Arlo the Alligator Boy : Oh! We gave it back to those loud farm people. Turns out, they were still angry after they got it back.
Teeny Tiny Tony : Ba-gooh-ma mia!
[stomps his hat in frustration]
Bertie : Hey, leave the kid alone! He's just a naïve and confused and misguided and lost little alligator boy. Okay?
Furlecia : And I'm just a giant hairball. Doesn't mean I don't need money, honey.
Bertie : Okay, so we gave back your stolen money.
Furlecia : How dare!
Alia : Hey, we're just trying to survive, lady! I'm a tiger. Look at me. You think I can work at a coffee shop? No, no. I can't.
Bertie : I get it. More than you know.
[Furlecia feels remorseful]
Teeny Tiny Tony : Okay. Well, why don't you get the fact that we were about to be rich and your kid messed it all up!
Furlecia : [elbows him] Knock it off, Tony. He doesn't mean it. Deep down, he's a real softie. And what's your name, sister?
Bertie : I'm Bertie, and this here is my uh...
Arlo the Alligator Boy : Friend! We're best friends! I'm Arlo.
Furlecia : I'm Furlecia, this is Teeny Tiny Tony, and Alia up front is our driver.
Alia : [giggles and swerves a bit] Oh! And I'm on my learner's permit, by the way. But, uh, I'm super good, so don't worry about a thing.
[starts batting at a toy hamburger hanging from her rearview mirror]
Arlo the Alligator Boy : Oh, that sounds safe.
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Ansel Beauregard : Arlo, if you'll give me another chance, I'd love to have you stay with me.
[Arlo gasps in delight, but looks back and fourth at his friends and Ansel with trepidation]
Arlo the Alligator Boy : I appreciate it, Dad, I really do.
[goes over to his friends]
Arlo the Alligator Boy : But I've got a whole new family now. And, well...
[joins them for a group hug]
Arlo the Alligator Boy : We need each other.
Ansel Beauregard : Cool. Cool. No, no, that's cool. Not like I'm desperately lonely or... anything.
Furlecia : Get into this hug, gorgeous!
[pulls Ansel into the hug; the crowd cheers happily]
Ruff : You know, we traveled all this way just to put that gator boy in a cage. But frankly, I had no idea we'd learn all this stuff about the human experience!
Stucky : I never knew you could learn.
Ruff : Dang it, Stucky. I love you!
[hugs Stucky]
Stucky : Aww...
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Furlecia : [gets stabbed by a hoe] Oh, no! I've been straight-up stabbed in my love handles! Oh!
Arlo the Alligator Boy : Ticklin' toads, not the love handles!
