The Big Gay Musical (2009)
Jeff Metzler: David
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Wife : Cain, get that book mama's been working on.
David : You mean the "Breeder's Informational Book of Living Examples?
Wife : Yes, honey. But we call it the B.I.B.L.E. for short.
David : What are you writing it for?
Wife : We have to teach our descendants to hate the gays.
David : Do you think this book will be enough to warn them in the future? What if they don't believe it?
Wife : They'll believe anything they read. Five thousand years from now, they won't even know who wrote the damn thing!