Corner Gas (TV Series)

Rock Stars (2009)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• Davis Quinton : Hey, Wanda, I'm going into the city. Do you want anything?

  Wanda Dollard : Oh. Well, sure, if it's no trouble. Could you swing by the Salon de Bon Santé and pick me up some organic hypoallergenic tea-tree emulsifying conditioner?

  Davis Quinton : I have no idea what you just asked me to do, but sure.

• Brent Leroy : We sell a lot of mushroom soup. You ever notice that?

  Wanda Dollard : Lacey's a backstabbing hose-bag, you ever notice that?

  Brent Leroy : I noticed the soup...

  Wanda Dollard : Well, two can play at this game and I've been playing it a lot longer than Miss Dirty Basement. You know what I mean?

  Brent Leroy : No clue.

  Wanda Dollard : Ah, you've got that right. I can handle her. Don't you fret about that!

  Brent Leroy : What, is that some kind of dig at me?

  Wanda Dollard : If it was, it wasn't a very good one.

  Brent Leroy : Fret, guitar fret, crappy guitarist, me? Why don't you hit me over the head with it?

  Wanda Dollard : Is this about that kid? Geez, you gotta relax. So what if he can play guitar? You're a grown man with a house, a car and your own business! He's just some dopey kid.

  Brent Leroy : I guess I never really put it in perspective.

  [cut to Brent at the guitar teacher's house] 

  Brent Leroy : ...and I have a car and a house and my own business! Grown-up things. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to consume a beer. Legally!

• [Lacey tries to tell Davis the truth about his horoscopes, but he doesn't believe her, because of his horoscope. Wanda confronts her afterwards] 

  Wanda Dollard : Heard you had a chat with Davis. How'd that work out for you?

  Lacey Burrows : Like you don't know.

  Wanda Dollard : I don't know, only Madam Wanza knows! Huh, I wonder what Madam Wanza will write tomorrow... I hope she doesn't say anything about not eating at local restaurants that start with "R" and end with "uby"!

  Lacey Burrows : You don't have to do that.

  Wanda Dollard : It's not up to me. It's written in the stars... by me.