Corner Gas (TV Series)
All That and a Bag of Chips (2008)
Tara Spencer-Nairn: Karen Pelly
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : [following Karen out of the Ruby] Karen! You walked out without paying for your muffin.
Karen Pelly : Oh, sorry!
Fitzy : [from off-screen] Hey, it's the muffin stealing cop!
Karen Pelly : [whipping around] Who said that?
[cut to where Fitzy's standing next to a boy. They both point at each other]
Fitzy : I said it.
Oscar Leroy : [coming out of Corner Gas with Emma] What's going on?
Fitzy : Karen stole a muffin.
Oscar Leroy : Ooh!
Karen Pelly : I did not!
Lacey Burrows : It's no big deal. I stopped her before she got away.
Karen Pelly : Got away? I just forgot!
Oscar Leroy : Right. I just forgot to pay my taxes.
Emma Leroy : I paid them.
Oscar Leroy : What did you do that for?
Karen Pelly : Look, I'm paying for the muffin now. It's no big deal.
Lacey Burrows : It could happen to anybody.
Karen Pelly : Has it?
Lacey Burrows : No.
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Davis Quinton : Hey, Lacey?
Lacey Burrows : Yes, Davis?
Davis Quinton : You forgot to pay a ticket.
Lacey Burrows : Oh right, I forgot to pay a ticket. How embarrassing.
Davis Quinton : A ticket for public indecency.
[everyone in the Ruby looks up]
Karen Pelly : Now we're getting somewhere!
Lacey Burrows : No, no, I think you mean a parking ticket.
Davis Quinton : No. You flashed Old Man Caruthers.
Old Man Caruthers : [to Lacey] You flashed me? Oh, I wish I could remember that.