Corner Gas (TV Series)
All That and a Bag of Chips (2008)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : [following Karen out of the Ruby] Karen! You walked out without paying for your muffin.
Karen Pelly : Oh, sorry!
Fitzy : [from off-screen] Hey, it's the muffin stealing cop!
Karen Pelly : [whipping around] Who said that?
[cut to where Fitzy's standing next to a boy. They both point at each other]
Fitzy : I said it.
Oscar Leroy : [coming out of Corner Gas with Emma] What's going on?
Fitzy : Karen stole a muffin.
Oscar Leroy : Ooh!
Karen Pelly : I did not!
Lacey Burrows : It's no big deal. I stopped her before she got away.
Karen Pelly : Got away? I just forgot!
Oscar Leroy : Right. I just forgot to pay my taxes.
Emma Leroy : I paid them.
Oscar Leroy : What did you do that for?
Karen Pelly : Look, I'm paying for the muffin now. It's no big deal.
Lacey Burrows : It could happen to anybody.
Karen Pelly : Has it?
Lacey Burrows : No.
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[Oscar notices an empty plate on the dinner table]
Oscar Leroy : Who's that for?
Emma Leroy : Oscar, I don't want to shock you but you have a son.
Oscar Leroy : How could I forget? He's always over here mooching. Drinkin' our drinks, foodin' our food!
Emma Leroy : Foodin'?
Oscar Leroy : Eatin' our eats! He's a no-good freeloader.
Emma Leroy : There's good freeloaders?
Brent Leroy : [entering] Who's a freeloader? Hey, free meatloaf! I'll have a load of that.