- Alison Kay: You don't have any... Christmas spirit at all, do you?
- Elizabeth 'Liz' McCann: Ugh. It's an inconvenient holiday.
- Jack Travers: Oh, your mom doesn't look too happy.
- Mason McCann: It's okay. That's how she normally looks.
- Kevin O'Reilly: Hollyville is a bit like the land of broken toys. Most of the people who find their way here, they usually have... something that needs to be fixed.
- Mason McCann: You know, why don't you just go ahead and work. At least that way you won't keep trying to ruin everything.
- Elizabeth 'Liz' McCann: Mason!
- Mason McCann: Leave me alone.
- Otis: [over PA system] We've got a reindeer poop alert. Cleanup crew to the holding area right away.
- Otis: [over PA system] Just wanted you to know: whoever's eating the heads off the gingerbread men, we will find you and we will put coal in your stocking.