SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
The Slumber Party/Grooming Gary (2008)
Lori Alan: Pearl Krabs, Girlfriend #10, Girl in Movie
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Quotes
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Girly Teengirl : I'm here for the slumber party.
Pearl : [thinking it's only SpongeBob in disguise] Oh, really?
Girly Teengirl : Yeah. My name is... Girly Teengirl. I'm from... Farawayville.
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SpongeBob : Give me one good reason why I can't stay!
Pearl : I can give you a hundred million billion reasons!
SpongeBob : Yeesh, I only asked for one.
Pearl : Reason number one: you're just like my dad!
SpongeBob : Really?
Pearl : A no-good, dried-up, old fuddy-duddy!
SpongeBob : So if I prove I'm fun, can I stay?
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[Pearl sees Mr. Krabs posting a very tall sign listing all of the rules of the slumber party]
Pearl : Dad?
Mr. Krabs : Just putting up the house rules.
Pearl : [reading rules] No dancing, no loud music after 7:30, no touching the root beer cellar?
Mr. Krabs : And the most important one in all, no boys allowed!
[turns on a huge neon-lit sign reading "NO BOYS ALLOWED"]
Mr. Krabs : Isn't it glorious?
[Pearl goes back in the house and locks the door, locking Mr. Krabs out]
Mr. Krabs : Sweetie, you accidentally locked the door!
Pearl : You're not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over!
Mr. Krabs : [gasps] This is mutiny!
Pearl : What are you gonna do about it? Take away my allowance?
[she throws the ketchup-covered crackers at him]
Pearl : Here you go!
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[SpongeBob accidentally flooded Mr. Krabs' house with his personal supply of root beer]
Mr. Krabs : [surveying the damage] Me knickknacks! Me root beer! Me pile of old newspapers! I was maybe gonna read that someday!
[to Pearl]
Mr. Krabs : I knew I shouldn't have trusted you!
Pearl : [angrily] Trusted ME?
[holds up SpongeBob]
Pearl : Your employee destroyed this house! The only boy at the party!
Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob?
SpongeBob : [sheepishly] Well, Mr. Krabs, you know how boys are.
Pearl : [to Mr. Krabs] It's your fault my party is ruined, and now all my friends have zombie shock syndrome!
Girlfriend #8 : [rocking back and forth] I'm too pretty to be a zombie!
Pearl : We were fine with a nice simple slumber party. But now, it's gonna cost you!
Mr. Krabs : Cost me what?
Pearl : [sinister tone] Money...
Mr. Krabs : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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[as punishment for meddling with her slumber party, Pearl uses Mr. Krabs' money to throw a private party at Goo Lagoon; many guests are there except Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]
Pearl : [addressing the crowd] Everyone having a good time?
[crowd cheers]
Pearl : Well, you can all thank my dad for making this possible.
[calls out to Mr. Krabs, who is very far away behind a velvet rope where a security guard watches him]
Pearl : Thank you, daddy!
Mr. Krabs : [calling back] You're welcome, sweetie! Oh, this is so expensive!
Security Guard : You're not allowed any closer, sir.
SpongeBob : [walking up] Mr. Krabs, I think I know what'll cheer you up.
[he puts a drinking glass under his armpit and squirts some root beer into it]
SpongeBob : A mug of ice cold root beer!
Mr. Krabs : No, SpongeBob, that doesn't cheer me up at all!