A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! (2008 TV Special)

Elvis Costello: Self

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Quotes 

• Elvis Costello : Thank you Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most: the gift of not being digested by a bear.

• [Elvis Costello materializes outside the cabin] 

  Elvis Costello : What?

  Stephen Colbert : Elvis!

  Elvis Costello : Stephen! How did I get to your mountain cabin?

  Stephen Colbert : It's a Christmas miracle! Oh, nothing can stop my Christmas special now!

  [Elvis is immediately attacked by the bear] 

• Elvis Costello : Thank you, Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most: the gift of not being digested by a bear.

• [Last lines; as the end credits are rolling] 

  Elvis Costello : [interrupting]  Wait!

  [singing] 

  Elvis Costello : Jingle Man, Christmas Boy, fighting crime with *toys*!

  Stephen Colbert : That's it! I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee, Elvis. We got a Christmas special to write!