- Detective Kevin Bernard: No paper, no plastic, which means no take-out, no magazines, no paper towels...
- Lieutenant Anita Van Buren: No toilet paper?
- Detective Cyrus Lupo: Left hand and a bowl of water.
- [Van Buren and Bernard just stare at him]
- Detective Cyrus Lupo: Half the world still does it that way.
- Lieutenant Anita Van Buren: That's nasty.
- Detective Kevin Bernard: Hey, so when you were overseas, doing intel in the boonies... ?
- Detective Cyrus Lupo: Left hand and a bowl of water.
- Lieutenant Anita Van Buren: That's nasty.