- Lou Pickles: Why do you always lose your keys, dag-nabbit?
- Stu Pickles: Why do you always talk like a prospector when you're aggravated, con-flabbit?
- Stu Pickles: [goes over his list] OK, let's see. "Half a dozen wired nuts, one roll of electrical tape, and a first-aid kit"? Wait, who wrote that?
- [Lou walks by, chuckling]
- Stu Pickles: Pop!
- Lou Pickles: Every time you try to fix something, you end up hurting yourself.
- Stu Pickles: I do not.
- Lou Pickles: [pulls out a little blue book and flips through the pages] "June 10th: Fixed the air conditioner, broke your arm."
- Stu Pickles: It was a hairline fracture, and I'll thank you not to keep a diary of my mistakes.
- Lou Pickles: No trouble at all.
- Lou Pickles: [continues looking in his book] Here's another one. "September 23rd: Fixed the hot water heater, heh, blew yourself right out of your shoes"!
- Stu Pickles: The directions were in Japanese.
- Stu Pickles: [after finding his keys] OK, keys, list, money. I'll be back in a few, Pop.
- Lou Pickles: [still looking in his book] And this one I still can't figure out. "October 5th: Changed the light bulb in the fridge, nine stitches and a case of pinkeye"?
- Stu Pickles: All right, all right! I'll buy a first-aid kit.
- Stu Pickles: How am I gonna get my keys out of the drain?
- Lou Pickles: I'll be right back with my fishing pole and a bottle of iodine.
- Stu Pickles: What's the iodine for?
- Lou Pickles: Trust me. You're gonna need it.
- [Stu is using Lou's fishing pole to get his keys]
- Lou Pickles: How are they biting?
- Didi Pickles: Let me know if you find my shoes down there, Stu.
- Stu Pickles: [sarcastically] Very funny. Everybody's a comedian.
- ["Send in the Clouds"; last lines]
- Stu Pickles: Hey! I got my keys!
- [using the fishing pole, Stu pulls the keys out of the drain and accidentally hits himself in the face with them]
- Stu Pickles: YEO-O-O-O-OW!
- Lou Pickles: Got the iodine!
- Didi Pickles: Honey, why are my pink pumps in the potato bin?
- [fade to black]
- ["In the Naval"; first lines; Tommy, Chuckie and Angelica are on a fishing boat with Stu, Drew and Lou]
- Angelica Pickles: Daddy, when we're on the ocean, can Water Sport Cynthia ski in the water?
- Drew Pickles: No, princess, you might lose her.
- [to Stu]
- Drew Pickles: This should keep them safe while I whip you with fish!
- Drew Pickles: Whip me?
- [tightens Tommy's life jacket]
- Drew Pickles: After I drop my classic hand tied White Wizard lure with emu feather danglers into the briny deep, there won't be any fish left for you to catch!
- Drew Pickles: [scoffs and tightens Angelica's life jacket] Get real, Stu! My high-tech Dancing Anchovy 2000 is gonna wipe the ocean *floor* with you!
- Stu Pickles: Dream on! That piece of junk couldn't catch a rusty can!
- Drew Pickles: Could so! I paid 300 dollars for this baby, so there!
- [the boat's captain, having watched Stu and Drew, goes over to Lou]
- Captain: Those your boys?
- Lou Pickles: Nope! Never had kids.
- [Drew falls off the boat and into the sea]
- Stu Pickles: Cheater! *Cheater*! You get back up here!
- Captain: Hey! Who let down the anchor?
- Angelica Pickles: Daddy! Daddy, Daddy! A big fish ate Water Sport Cynthia!
- Drew Pickles: Not now, princess. Daddy's gonna land a big one.
- [singsong]
- Drew Pickles: Come to papa, fishy. Eat the Dancing Anchovy.
- Stu Pickles: Ignore him! It's the White Wizard you want!