Ghosts (TV Series)

Something to Share? (2021)

Jim Howick: Pat Butcher

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• Pat Butcher : I once stole a key ring from the gift shop at the Amberley Chalk Pits.

  Lady Fanny Button : Goodness gracious.

  Alison Cooper : Well, we all did stuff like that when we were kids.

  Pat Butcher : I was 36, Alison. I put it on my keys to see what it would look like with my other key rings from the Wensleydale Creamery in Huddersfield Town. And then I had to take Duncan Meech to the toilet and after he'd done his business, we were 12 minutes behind schedule, so we had to run to the bus. And it was only when I put my keys in the ignition that I realized what I'd done, but we couldn't stop because we had to get home by 4:00 for parents pick-up.

• Robin : Er, want some?

  Pat Butcher : Hey, are you trying to get me tipsy?

  Robin : There you go.

  Pat Butcher : Oh, you are saucy. Isn't he saucy?

  Robin : I am saucy.