Ghosts (TV Series)

I Love Lucy (2021)

Ben Willbond: Captain

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• Captain : Look, I know Fanny better than any of you. She does have a lighter side, you know.

  Pat Butcher : Not THAT light! No, something's up.

  Kitty : Perhaps she's unwell.

  Thomas Thorne : She's dead, Kitty.

  Kitty : There you are then.

• Captain : Precisely. But that's not all. She has this bag. Within that bag is a smaller bag, and within that bag, a bag smaller still that contains a stick of lipstick stick, a tiny mirror, and a comb.

  Alison Cooper : [sighs]  Okay just to save us both a lot of time, erm, is the gist of this that you didn't find out anything about her of any consequence whatsoever?

  Captain : [socffs]  Well, you wouldn't put it quite like that in the intelligence community, but, er, well...

  Alison Cooper : [sarcastically]  Great. Great. Great. Thank you. Thank you so much for your help.

  Captain : You're very welcome.

  Alison Cooper : [sarcastically]  Yeah.

  Captain : Ah! I see what you're doing. Yeah, very clever. I don't appreciate that tone, Alison. Look, if I didn't find anything, then there wasn't anything to find. I can assure you, nothing gets past me. Throughout the entirety of my military career, not a single spy ever infiltrated my unit.

  Alison Cooper : Or loads did and you just never found them.

• Captain : I knew it. She's German. Oh no, we're not doing that, are we? Carry on.

• Alison Cooper : Okay, actually, do you know what? Maybe a little light surveillance wouldn't be the worst idea. Okay, do it.

  Captain : Do you mean, do it as in "don't do it," or do it as in, "do it"?

  Alison Cooper : Do it.

  Captain : So... Don't.

  Alison Cooper : No, do.

  Captain : Yes. Do.

  Alison Cooper : Er, all right. Did, erm... Don't?

  Captain : Jolly good. All right. Sorry, is that actual don't...

  Alison Cooper : How did we win the war?

  Captain : All right, young lady, all right. I'll make it simple for you. If you want to green light this mission, say, "Eiderdown."

  Alison Cooper : Eiderdown.

  Captain : [shushes]  For God's sake. All right. We'll soon find out if she's a German. I mean, she is who she says she is.