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Patrick : I've seen this, Joplin! I've seen this hundreds of times! I give you a break from the group, the group breaks you!
Joplin : Okay... the gag's going on...
Patrick : No, no, no, no! Ask yourself, ask yourself this question... when I'm gone, when I'm out of the way, who's gonna be the bottom of the pile? You will. You're next. They hate, they hate you! They have told me time and time again in that Diary Room!
Joplin : And what do they say?
Patrick : You're old. You're a pervert. You're pretentious. You stink the bog out. Your clothes make you look like a cunt! They have poured insults over you like buckets of cum! D'you know what they call you when you're out the room? Eh? Gollum.
Joplin : Gollum?
Patrick : Yeah... yeah... crowds turn up holding signs that say "Gollum out" They love it! You're a joke to them!
Joplin : You're a liar...
Patrick : Am I?
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Patrick : Brilliant, thank you very much for the pep-talk,
[to Riq]
Patrick : very nice to meet you... Janice,
[to the housemates]
Patrick : right, we're going, come on, let's go.
Veronica : We never decided!
Patrick : Don't tell me you believe that tit on the boob! Can't even tie a boat for Christ's sake!
Riq : I was fuckin' chased!
Patrick : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you and your reasons!
Veronica : I'm not goin'.
Patrick : Fine! Die here in Cuckoo Land!
[to Marky]
Patrick : How about you?
Veronica : Stay.
Kelly : She's right!
Patrick : Oh, he can speak for himself!
Marky : I'm stayin'.
Patrick : Oh, grow some nuts!
Marky : Well, it's my decision, alright? All for one and that...
Patrick : Oh, right! Who'd you think you are? Love's young dream, here in fuckin' Cutie Cottage?
Marky : We're stayin' here together!
Patrick : Oh, oh, what? She's stolen your heart, has she?
Marky : Somethin' like that.
Patrick : Oh, fuckin' wake up, Mutley! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, you chimp!
Veronica : No I never, you fuckwit!
Patrick : *You* would fuck a fisherman's dog if there was a Heat cover on it!
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Patrick : Right, thanks to Popeye the Sailor Man 'ere, the van is *still* our best bet. Right, I have prepped the bait, so, fucking vamoose, chop chop, let's go!
Space : You're *not* in charge!
Kelly : Yeah, yeah... em... we're not going anywhere...
Patrick : Look, if that *Mary*'s made it, there's gonna be other survivors, okay?
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Kelly : Everyone, this is Riq.
Riq : Alright?
Patrick : Yeah, yeah, yeah! Fuck who he is! How did he get here?
Riq : Sorry?
Patrick : How did you get here? Helicopter, magic mole machine, what?
Riq : No, I jumped over the fence round the back...
Patrick : The fence? So that's, that's like a safe route, is it?
Riq : No, fuck is it! It's crawling with those things!
Kelly : Yeah, look, Riq's been outside so we should listen to...
Patrick : Right, what is he? A tour guide?
Kelly : No actually, he's my boyfriend!
Patrick : Ah! Ooh, right! So, sorry, you've come in to save her,
[sarcastically]
Patrick : how sweet!
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Patrick : When you break from the group, the group breaks you.
