Dead Set (TV Mini Series)

A Way Out (2008)

Kevin Eldon: Joplin

Quotes 

• Space : Joplin, you fucking Judas!

  Joplin : I'm really sorry, okay?

  Patrick : Alright, Desmond Tutu! It's not the fucking garden! Get in the fucking van!

• Patrick : I've seen this, Joplin! I've seen this hundreds of times! I give you a break from the group, the group breaks you!

  Joplin : Okay... the gag's going on...

  Patrick : No, no, no, no! Ask yourself, ask yourself this question... when I'm gone, when I'm out of the way, who's gonna be the bottom of the pile? You will. You're next. They hate, they hate you! They have told me time and time again in that Diary Room!

  Joplin : And what do they say?

  Patrick : You're old. You're a pervert. You're pretentious. You stink the bog out. Your clothes make you look like a cunt! They have poured insults over you like buckets of cum! D'you know what they call you when you're out the room? Eh? Gollum.

  Joplin : Gollum?

  Patrick : Yeah... yeah... crowds turn up holding signs that say "Gollum out" They love it! You're a joke to them!

  Joplin : You're a liar...

  Patrick : Am I?

• Patrick : Please... don't... don't let them do this to me! Please!

  Joplin : You should have *thought*.

  Patrick : They're going to kill me!

  Joplin : No one is going to kill you.

  Patrick : They will be working it out *now*!