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Patrick : I didn't say it was gonna be a gentile parlour game, you titted fucking idiot!
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Patrick : [whilst hacking at Grayson's corpse] You should come and help me with this! It's not as bad as it looks! Buncha cowards! I'll do it! I'll fucking do it! Have that! Lovely! Look at that! What's the fucking matter with ya? Only backwards fucking livestock! Eh? Do you think you've still got a fucking audience? Do you? Or what you gonna do? Fucking... sit here, breathing in each other's fucking bum clouds until the sky falls in? Pardon me, but *I* am a fucking bit more fucking ambitious than that! A bit more fucking ambitious, thank you very much!
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Patrick : It's like a loser's convention in here! Proud of yourselves?
Kelly : Want another fag, Patrick?
Patrick : Oddly enough, I don't, Kathy...
Kelly : Kelly...
Patrick : Yeah, whatever... we need an escape plan.
Space : Like we haven't thought of that.
Patrick : [sarcastically] Think of it as a Task, if that helps... c'mon! We should hit the road!
Space : We can't get to the road no more.
Patrick : You haven't fucking tried!
Kelly : Patrick, I agree with you, Patrick? I agree with you, I do. But there's no way through those gates, I mean, you've seen them...
Patrick : We've got the keys to our van! So we'll just drive, we'll drive away!
Space : You can't just drive past, alright? They're not gonna step aside like some fuckin' chambermaids!
Patrick : Well... just... well... we'll distract them! We'll distract them! We'll bait them away! Okay? We'll bait them away from the gates long enough and then we'll drive straight through!
Space : With what? A ball of string?
Patrick : Well, look, they eat flesh, don't they? Right? That's what they eat...
[points to Grayson's corpse]
Patrick : we'll give 'em some! There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum laying right there!
Space : Fuck up!
Patrick : No! We'll chop him up!
[Pippa and Veronica scream in shock and disgust]
Patrick : We'll chop him up! We'll chop the best bits to the fucking ghoulies, they'll run after that, "munch, munch, thank you very much!", we'll drive straight through!
Veronica : You're *not* doing that!
Patrick : I didn't say it was gonna be a gentile parlour game, ya titted fuckin' idiot! But it is WORTH A PISSING SHOT!
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Kelly : Everyone, this is Patrick...
Joplin : Hi, Patrick...
[Patrick ignores them and begins to greedily chew a roll]
Patrick : Fuckin' starvin'!
Kelly : Patrick, it's gotta last...
Patrick : You've got a bio-dome! Go grow some fuckin' courgettes or something!
[Space lights up a cigarette]
Patrick : Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Not in 'ere! I'm tryin' to give up!
Joplin : He won't listen...
Patrick : Take it outside you dirty bastard!
Space : What?
Patrick : [to Joplin] Pass me that peanut butter!
Joplin : What's the magic word?
Patrick : [snatches the jar and throws its lid at him] Fuck off!
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Kelly : Patrick... is that you?
Patrick : Yeah, yeah... it's me! Ummm... uh...
Kelly : Kelly!
Patrick : Kelly, that's it! Listen, we are trapped in the gallery!
Kelly : "We"? Who're you with? Are you okay?
Pippa : Hello, Space!
Space : Pippa? Pippa!
Pippa : I was stuck in a room and he done a poo and it *stank*!
Patrick : What the fuck... is wrong with you?
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Patrick : Stand up, fucking stand up! STAND UP! Go over to the door!
Pippa : Sake!
Patrick : MOVE! Listen to me, stand there, you put your hand on the door, put your hand on the fucking handle!
Pippa : [feebly] I don't like it...
Patrick : Shut up and listen. You're gonna open that door and you are gonna slam it, fucking *slam it* on her when she's halfway in. D'you understand what halfway is? D'you understand? Say "yes, I understand".
Pippa : [whimpers] Yeah...
Patrick : Then are you ready?
Pippa : [crying] I don't like it...
Patrick : It is *this*, or we take it in turns shitting in the bin until we starve to death. Does that appeal? No? Then are you ready? Do *not* fuck this up, alright? Get ready... NOW!
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Pippa : That's a light machine!
Patrick : It's not a machine, it's a lamp!
Pippa : Well, it lights up the room!
Patrick : Well... it's dead now!
Pippa : It's bad for the environment, wasting light!
Patrick : I'm not wasting it! I'm turning it into something else.
Pippa : What? Like... recycling?
Patrick : If you like...
Pippa : That's okay...
