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Patrick : It's like a loser's convention in here! Proud of yourselves?
Kelly : Want another fag, Patrick?
Patrick : Oddly enough, I don't, Kathy...
Kelly : Kelly...
Patrick : Yeah, whatever... we need an escape plan.
Space : Like we haven't thought of that.
Patrick : [sarcastically] Think of it as a Task, if that helps... c'mon! We should hit the road!
Space : We can't get to the road no more.
Patrick : You haven't fucking tried!
Kelly : Patrick, I agree with you, Patrick? I agree with you, I do. But there's no way through those gates, I mean, you've seen them...
Patrick : We've got the keys to our van! So we'll just drive, we'll drive away!
Space : You can't just drive past, alright? They're not gonna step aside like some fuckin' chambermaids!
Patrick : Well... just... well... we'll distract them! We'll distract them! We'll bait them away! Okay? We'll bait them away from the gates long enough and then we'll drive straight through!
Space : With what? A ball of string?
Patrick : Well, look, they eat flesh, don't they? Right? That's what they eat...
[points to Grayson's corpse]
Patrick : we'll give 'em some! There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum laying right there!
Space : Fuck up!
Patrick : No! We'll chop him up!
[Pippa and Veronica scream in shock and disgust]
Patrick : We'll chop him up! We'll chop the best bits to the fucking ghoulies, they'll run after that, "munch, munch, thank you very much!", we'll drive straight through!
Veronica : You're *not* doing that!
Patrick : I didn't say it was gonna be a gentile parlour game, ya titted fuckin' idiot! But it is WORTH A PISSING SHOT!
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Kelly : Everyone, this is Patrick...
Joplin : Hi, Patrick...
[Patrick ignores them and begins to greedily chew a roll]
Patrick : Fuckin' starvin'!
Kelly : Patrick, it's gotta last...
Patrick : You've got a bio-dome! Go grow some fuckin' courgettes or something!
[Space lights up a cigarette]
Patrick : Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Not in 'ere! I'm tryin' to give up!
Joplin : He won't listen...
Patrick : Take it outside you dirty bastard!
Space : What?
Patrick : [to Joplin] Pass me that peanut butter!
Joplin : What's the magic word?
Patrick : [snatches the jar and throws its lid at him] Fuck off!
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[as Kelly and Space walk down the hallway Patrick and Pippa had just escaped from, they are both startled by a cardboard cutout of Brian Belo]
Space : Don't worry about it, it's just Brian...
[the real, zombified Brian Belo immediately leaps out from behind the cutout and lunges at Space, but Kelly shoots him in the head]
Kelly : Fuck, it is Brian!
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Kelly : Patrick... is that you?
Patrick : Yeah, yeah... it's me! Ummm... uh...
Kelly : Kelly!
Patrick : Kelly, that's it! Listen, we are trapped in the gallery!
Kelly : "We"? Who're you with? Are you okay?
Pippa : Hello, Space!
Space : Pippa? Pippa!
Pippa : I was stuck in a room and he done a poo and it *stank*!
Patrick : What the fuck... is wrong with you?
