- Veronica: Oi, come on over here then, you wanker! Come on then! Come on then, you decomposing fucks!
- [Grayson begins to tend to Angel's bite mark]
- Kelly: It's imperative to keep her alive, do you understand?
- Grayson: I'm a charge nurse, you don't have to tell me.
- Kelly: So can you keep her alive? Can you?
- Grayson: Yeah, I can. But I need more than this shitty first aid kit! I need hemostatic dressings, epinephrine, morphine, basically, I need a pharmacy. Can you get me that?
- Patrick: Oh, fuck, I need a slash...
- Pippa: What?
- Patrick: I need a slash...
- Pippa: But... the toilet's out there...
- Patrick: Yeah, I know...
- Pippa: You're not going in here!
- Patrick: Just... turn your back.
- Pippa: Why don't you hold it in?
- Patrick: I've been holding it in! Just turn away!
- Pippa: Oh my god! That's disgusting!
- [Patrick urinates into a waste bin]
- Pippa: Oh my god! It *stinks*!
- Patrick: Oh, shurrup...
- Alex: Look, if you can't fix it...
- Riq: Y'know what? I'm, I'm just tryin' to get my head around this whole "end of the world" thing, right? It's not my usual environment, so...
- Alex: Well the sooner you've come to terms with it, the more chance you've got of surviving.
- Riq: I am surviving and it's *not* easy!
- Alex: What've *you* done? You've done nothing!
- Riq: I've had a van stolen! I've been chased by fuck knows! I've been in a garage while being shot at!
- Alex: "At"?
- Riq: Yeah!
- Alex: Have you shot anyone? Have you had to do that yet?
- Riq: No, no, no...
- Alex: Have you shot a friend? Your best friend? Have you done that? Have you? Have you pulled the trigger until your best friend's head explode and walked around in a dream with her blood running down your face and in your mouth, picking shards of skull from your jumper like cat's teeth? Have you? Have you done that?
- Riq: No, no... I can't say that I have.
- Alex: No? Then don't talk to *me* about surviving until you *have*!
- Pippa: I wish you'd stop huffing! You'll use up all the air!
- Patrick: It's not a submarine, you specimen! Do you even know how air works?
- Pippa: Well you've just wasted *more* air!
- Patrick: D'you even understand what is going on here? Or is the whole world just all colours and shapes and the occasional noise in yer head?
- [Pippa looks at Patrick in shock and zombie Davina McCall begins to bang on the door once more]
- Patrick: Oh, stay out of it!
- Riq: I'm not... I'm normal! I'm normal! I'm normal! I'm a normal person! I'm, I'm standing up! I'm standing up! I'm a, I'm a normalite! Are you the police?
- Alex: Open the door!
- Riq: [opens the door and looks at the gore on it from the zombie Alex shot] Oh, that's disgusting...
- Alex: You alone in there?
- Riq: Huh?
- Alex: Anyone else in there?
- Riq: No, no, no, no...
- Alex: Get some supplies.
- Riq: What?
- Alex: Get some fucking supplies!
- Riq: What, like water... and...?
- Alex: NOW!
- Pippa: [Patrick rummages through a bag] That's not your bag! You shouldn't do that!
- Patrick: Stop bleating!
- Patrick: [after unsuccessfully trying to turn on a mobile phone from the bag] Fucking hell... how'd you turn this thing on? Fucking robot's bollock!
- [Gives the phone to Pippa]
- Pippa: [Turns on the phone] There's no signal.
- Patrick: Lemme see.
- Pippa: There's no signal!
- Patrick: Give it to me.
- Pippa: Why?
- Patrick: Because I'm asking you, fetus!
- Pippa: Oh my god! You're so rude! I think we should stay here 'til the police come.
- Patrick: Yeah? Why don't you start compiling a book of your fuckin' theories?
- Marky: It's gotta be some terrorist bollocks... they've released some... loony gas...
- Space: Loony gas...?
- Marky: You got a better explanation?
- Joplin: The government or army must have tested something they shouldn't!
- Veronica: What, like... GM foods or somink?
- Joplin: Maybe... or WiFi... God knows what that does to your molecules!
- Veronica: Does this mean we're not on telly anymore?