- Oscar Leroy: [at the gas pumps, looking at the sign advertising self-service] What the hell is this?
- Brent Leroy: It's a self-service option I'm offering.
- Oscar Leroy: You're a jackass.
- Brent Leroy: What's wrong with self-service?
- Oscar Leroy: I don't have to talk to you, and I pay less?
- [chuckles]
- Oscar Leroy: It's perfect.
- Brent Leroy: So then why am I a jackass?
- Oscar Leroy: I don't know. You get it from your mother. Now stop talking to me, I'm doing self-service, jackass!
- Lacey Burrows: [to Brent] Gees, it's like I'm talking to Karen all of a sudden.
- Karen Pelly: Hey, I heard that!
- Lacey Burrows: Wow. And you understood, too.
- Karen Pelly: That is harsh.
- Lacey Burrows: [to Brent] I've time for insults now.
- Emma Leroy: You're not buying that laptop from Hank.
- Oscar Leroy: Yeah, I know! He's selling it to Davis.
- Hank Yarbo: [to Emma] Yeah, so, you know, you don't have to burn down my house... Or anything...
- Emma Leroy: What do you mean by that?
- Hank Yarbo: Nothing. I just don't want you to get angry and set something on fire.
- Emma Leroy: What?
- Hank Yarbo: Karen said you were arrested for arson.
- Emma Leroy: That's not true.
- Oscar Leroy: It explains a lot!
- [flashback to Oscar and Emma on their couch, Emma is under a heavy blanket]
- Emma Leroy: Oh, nights like this I wish we had a fireplace.
- [back to present day]
- Oscar Leroy: Yeah, a fire'd be *real* nice, wouldn't it?