Corner Gas (TV Series)

Self-Serving (2008)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• Emma Leroy : You're not buying that laptop from Hank.

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah, I know! He's selling it to Davis.

  Hank Yarbo : [to Emma]  Yeah, so, you know, you don't have to burn down my house... Or anything...

  Emma Leroy : What do you mean by that?

  Hank Yarbo : Nothing. I just don't want you to get angry and set something on fire.

  Emma Leroy : What?

  Hank Yarbo : Karen said you were arrested for arson.

  Emma Leroy : That's not true.

  Oscar Leroy : It explains a lot!

  [flashback to Oscar and Emma on their couch, Emma is under a heavy blanket] 

  Emma Leroy : Oh, nights like this I wish we had a fireplace.

  [back to present day] 

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah, a fire'd be *real* nice, wouldn't it?