Corner Gas (TV Series)

Meat Wave (2008)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Brent Leroy : [on the phone]  A week? We can't wait a week to get this fixed, my buddy's got a pound cake baking in his long-johns!

  [pauses] 

  Brent Leroy : Whattya mean, what does that mean? Pound cake, baking, long-johns, what part don't you...? Hello?

• Brent Leroy : You borrowed a snowsuit off Fitzy for a lame gag?

  Hank Yarbo : And his long underwear.

  [Brent just stares at him] 

  Hank Yarbo : What? I commit to a joke.

• [first lines] 

  Hank Yarbo : [Hank enters cold gas station from hot outside]  Jeez Brent, it's like the hottest day on record out there and in here you got it colder than a witch's mitt!

  Brent Leroy : That's not how that... never mind. It's not that cold - I just like it brisk and refreshing. Wanda doesn't mind, right?

  Wanda Dollard : [dressed in gloves, scarf, hooded parka and hat]  No, I'm good.

  Hank Yarbo : Where's the thermometer? It's gotta be minus 5 in here - minus 10 with the wind chill if the fan was on.

  Brent Leroy : It's not below zero.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh really? Then why's this juice box frozen solid?

  [Smashes juice box on counter, liquid sprays out] 

  Brent Leroy : The only thing below zero is your IQ. Wanda, you want to get a mop and clean this up?

  Wanda Dollard : No, I'm good.