Corner Gas (TV Series)
Full Load (2008)
Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows
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Quotes
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[to Brent, after seeing the perogies Davis made]
Lacey Burrows : Wow, so how many of those are you going to eat?
Davis Quinton : Oh, no, no, no, Brent's not allowed to enter the eating contest.
Lacey Burrows : Why? Are you some kind of pro or something?
Brent Leroy : No, I'm not a pro... the pros know who I am. No, no one will enter if I enter, so I entered you.
Lacey Burrows : You entered me?
Brent Leroy : We should probably change verbs before this gets weird.
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Brent Leroy : [to Lacey] Wow, you can eat. I had no idea you could unhinge your jaw like that. I think I saw you on the Discovery Channel.
Davis Quinton : Hey, champ! So how'd you like those perogies? Pretty tasty, huh?
Lacey Burrows : Honestly, I was eating so fast, I couldn't taste a thing.
Davis Quinton : [disappointed] Oh, I see. I'm glad to know I wasted my Friday night cooking those up, when I could have been... I could have been... anyways, I wasted my time.
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Brent Leroy : It's already arranged! I phoned Fitzy's grandma, asked her to make four dozen perogies, bring them over here.
Davis Quinton : Fitzy's grandma! Why didn't you ask me?
Brent Leroy : You said you'd never do it again.
Davis Quinton : I didn't say that.
Lacey Burrows : You did. It was just a bit more whiny.
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[trying to convince Lacey to go up against him in a food eating contest]
Brent Leroy : Okay, how about this: you want to get the roof here fixed, right?
Lacey Burrows : Yeah, but I can't afford it.
Brent Leroy : I'll do it for you. I'll re-tar the whole place, I'll re-shingle the eaves troughs or whatever you do to a roof, no expense to you, if you can beat me in an eating contest.
Lacey Burrows : Okay, I'll do it.
Brent Leroy : Why not?
Lacey Burrows : I just said I'll do it.
Brent Leroy : Oh.
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Brent Leroy : Who would have thought that inside that skinny little frame lived the heart of a giant, glutinous porker?
Lacey Burrows : I am not a porker! I just ate 40 perogies in under a minute.
[pauses]
Lacey Burrows : Oh my God, I am a porker!