Corner Gas (TV Series)

Full Load (2008)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Brent Leroy : Knock knock! I come bearing gifts.

  Emma Leroy : What's this?

  Brent Leroy : It's my old MP3 player. I got a new one, so I thought you could have this one.

  Emma Leroy : What's an empty tree player?

  Brent Leroy : M-P-3. It stands for music playing... 3.

• [to Brent, after seeing the perogies Davis made] 

  Lacey Burrows : Wow, so how many of those are you going to eat?

  Davis Quinton : Oh, no, no, no, Brent's not allowed to enter the eating contest.

  Lacey Burrows : Why? Are you some kind of pro or something?

  Brent Leroy : No, I'm not a pro... the pros know who I am. No, no one will enter if I enter, so I entered you.

  Lacey Burrows : You entered me?

  Brent Leroy : We should probably change verbs before this gets weird.

• Brent Leroy : [to Lacey]  Wow, you can eat. I had no idea you could unhinge your jaw like that. I think I saw you on the Discovery Channel.

  Davis Quinton : Hey, champ! So how'd you like those perogies? Pretty tasty, huh?

  Lacey Burrows : Honestly, I was eating so fast, I couldn't taste a thing.

  Davis Quinton : [disappointed]  Oh, I see. I'm glad to know I wasted my Friday night cooking those up, when I could have been... I could have been... anyways, I wasted my time.

• Brent Leroy : It's already arranged! I phoned Fitzy's grandma, asked her to make four dozen perogies, bring them over here.

  Davis Quinton : Fitzy's grandma! Why didn't you ask me?

  Brent Leroy : You said you'd never do it again.

  Davis Quinton : I didn't say that.

  Lacey Burrows : You did. It was just a bit more whiny.

• [hearing Emma singing along to the MP3 player] 

  Brent Leroy : Where'd you get this?

  Emma Leroy : Karen. She off-loaded some more down-with-it tunes.

  Brent Leroy : If by 'down-with-it' you mean filthy... you shouldn't be singing about things you don't understand.

  Emma Leroy : You put 'Skinamarinkydoo' on here. I have no idea what that means.

  Brent Leroy : What's not to get? That's right in the title.

• [trying to convince Lacey to go up against him in a food eating contest] 

  Brent Leroy : Okay, how about this: you want to get the roof here fixed, right?

  Lacey Burrows : Yeah, but I can't afford it.

  Brent Leroy : I'll do it for you. I'll re-tar the whole place, I'll re-shingle the eaves troughs or whatever you do to a roof, no expense to you, if you can beat me in an eating contest.

  Lacey Burrows : Okay, I'll do it.

  Brent Leroy : Why not?

  Lacey Burrows : I just said I'll do it.

  Brent Leroy : Oh.

• Brent Leroy : Who would have thought that inside that skinny little frame lived the heart of a giant, glutinous porker?

  Lacey Burrows : I am not a porker! I just ate 40 perogies in under a minute.

  [pauses] 

  Lacey Burrows : Oh my God, I am a porker!