- Ann Romano Royer: Smoking, huh?... I'm gonna tell the Surgeon General on you.
- Sam Royer: Y'know, I - I met the Surgeon General once.
- Ann Romano Royer: Yeah?
- Sam Royer: Yeah, he wanted to bum a cigarette.
- Sam Royer: Have you ever lived with a man who's given up smoking?... It's a little like Hitler, minus the charm.