- Howard: You know, I forgot. How many pairs of underwear do I pack for a week ?
- Regina Newly: Nine.
- Howard: Are you sure ? Last time I packed nine and it was not enough.
- Regina Newly: Then pack twelve.
- Howard: No, that's too much. I was thinking more like ten or eleven.
- Dena: Really ? Your mom wants me to come ?
- Samantha: Yeah, well, I mean, she said I could bring one friend. Just not Andrea, so, yeah.
- Dena: I always wanted to go with you as a kid, but my mom was always sick. But now she's dead. Yay! That didn't come out right.
- Samantha: No. But, listen, please, please, please, don't say anything to Andrea, okay ? I need to handle this very delicately, so zip.
- Dena: Mm-hm.
- Andrea Belladonna: I love these giant mugs. They make my hands look extra teeny.
- Dena: Sam and I are going away.
- Samantha: Dena!
- Andrea Belladonna: What is she talking about ? Where are you going with her and not me ?
- Samantha: Nowhere that you would want to go.
- Andrea Belladonna: How do you know that ?
- Samantha: On vacation with my parents.
- Andrea Belladonna: Oh, ew.
- Samantha: See ?
- Andrea Belladonna: Well, it doesn't mean I wouldn't have liked to be asked.
- Samantha: I know. I'm sorry. Andrea, would you like to come on vacation with me and my family even though it is 200 miles in a car with my dad singing "Rhinestone Cowboy" ?
- Andrea Belladonna: Thank you. Yes, I'd love to go.
- Dena: What ? No fair.
- Samantha: Okay, shh.
- Andrea Belladonna: Listen, my mom said I can only bring one person and I already asked Dena. And her mom's finally dead.
- Andrea Belladonna: Lucky.
- Dena: Yeah.