The Tarzan/Lone Ranger/Zorro Adventure Hour (TV Series)

Blowout! (1980)

William Conrad: The Lone Ranger

Quotes 

• Mr. Ross : Well now, mister, uh...

  The Lone Ranger : [disguised with fake beard and brown suit]  Foyle, Joe Foyle. Rhymes with 'oil'.

• Tonto : Texas is changing, Ke-mo sah-bee. Oilwells, everywhere you look.

  The Lone Ranger : Yes, Tonto. The earth below us is rich with what they are calling 'black gold'.

  Tonto : But there is one thing that hasn't changed:

  The Lone Ranger : A prairie fire!

• The Lone Ranger : [adressing the viewers]  Oil is a prehistoric energy source first used by the ancient Egyptians for medicine and crude oil lamps. Oil was discovered in Canada in 1857 and then in Pennsylvania in 1859. Ironically, a byproduct called gasoline was thrown away, because no one knew what to do with it.