Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Danny McBride: Wolf Boss

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Quotes 

• Shen : Call in the wolves. All of them! I want them ready to move. The year of the peacock begins now!

  Wolf Boss : Right now? Cause it's the middle of the year... so you'd only get like a half of the year of the peacock.

  [Shen glares at him, raising a dagger] 

  Wolf Boss : And this is the year, of course, of the peacock. Happy new year, sir.

  Shen : Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now...

  [shouts] 

  Shen : NOW! Now, now, now, now!

• Soothsayer : A peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.

  Shen : [enraged, then laughs]  That is impossible, and you know it.

  Soothsayer : It is *not* impossible, and *he* knows it.

  Shen : Who?

  Wolf Boss : [enters]  Lord Shen, I saw a panda!

  Shen : A panda?

  [jumps on the wolf] 

  Wolf Boss : A kung fu warrior! He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... kind of plush and cuddly.

• Po : You! You're mine!

  Wolf Boss : I'll tell you what's gonna be yours. My fist in your plush cuddly, super soft face!

  [suddenly Monkey and Crane jump on the two wolf soldiers] 

  Wolf Boss : Uh-oh!

  [he runs away] 

  Po : Get him!

• Wolf Boss : Spread out! Search everywhere!

  Wolf : What about over there?

  Wolf Boss : Is "there" a part of "everywhere"?

  Wolf : Uh, I guess.

  Wolf Boss : [shouts]  Then search there!

• Wolf Boss : [to Po as they are surrounded by wolf soldiers]  Guess nobody told you, you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!

  Wolf Boss : [he hits Po in the stomach]  I've hit you twice. What are you gonna do now?

  Po : [he looks undefeated at Wolf Boss but then suddenly shouts]  We surrender!

• [as Po, the Furious Five and the Masters fight their way through Shen's wolves] 

  Shen : Why aren't we firing?

  Wolf Boss : They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!

  Shen : Fire, fire at them!

  Wolf Boss : But, sir, we'll kill our own!

  Shen : [screaming]  I said fire at them! FIRE!

  Wolf Boss : [drops his torch]  ... No.

  [Shen kills the Wolf Boss with his daggers, then jumps onto the cannon and lights the fuse himself] 

• Wolf Boss : [Po gets distracted by his Shen's symbol on Wolf Boss's right shoulder plate and gets hit by Wolf Boss's hammer, knocking him into the bunny villagers]  Chew on that, tubby!

• Wolf Boss : [as they're fighting]  Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!

  Po : Well, this cloud is about bring the thunder!

• [as they enter the courtyard of the palace, Po stumbles in a trench in the stones, at the end of which Master Rhino's hammer is planted. Po and the Furious Five stop and stare in horror, knowing they are seeing the place where Master Rhino died] 

  Wolf Boss : [chuckles and pats the haft of the hammer]  Keep moving.

• Wolf Boss : [as they're fighting]  Is that all you got? Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old floppy cloud!

  Po : Well this cloud is about bring a thunder!

• Wolf Boss : [to Po as they are surrounded by wolf soldiers]  Guess nobody told you, you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!

  [hits Po in the stomach] 

  Wolf Boss : I've hit you twice. What are you gonna do now?

  Po : [looks at Wolf Boss undefeated, but suddenly shouts]  WE SURRENDER!

• Po : We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.

  Market Sheep : You will need help!

  Po : Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous... I can't let you.

  Market Sheep : Oh no, not me. It's not safe to speak here.

  Po : Right.

  [thinks for a moment, and then picks the sheep up into the dragon's mouth in front of the young bunny, who screams and runs off] 

  Market Sheep : I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc. They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.

  Po : What? They're still alive? They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go!

  [puts her down] 

  Po : Thanks, sheep.

  Wolf Boss : [spots the beaten solider and the warriors; rushing in]  Hey! Stop that costume!