Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Angelina Jolie: Tigress

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• Tigress : I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...

  Po : This is nothing like that plan.

  Tigress : How?

  Po : Because this one is gonna work.

• Tigress : Impressive, Dragon Warrior! What's your plan?

  Po : Step one, free the Five!

  Viper : What's step two?

  Po : Honestly, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.

  Tigress : Po!

  Po : Uh, stop Shen before he gets to the harbor!

• Po : [struggling to his knees]  I *have* to get to him.

  Tigress : [threateningly]  Then tell me why!

  Po : He was there, OK? The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents! He knows what happened... where I came from... who I am.

  [Tigress stares and opens her mouth slightly as her expression softens] 

  Po : Look, I'm going.

  [stands up] 

  Po : I have to know. The hard core can't understand.

  [Tigress frowns and lunges at Po] 

  Viper : Tigress, no!

  [Tigress hugs Po; Crane's jaw drops] 

  Tigress : [warmly]  The hard core *do* understand.

  [pulls away] 

  Tigress : But I can't watch my friend be killed.

  [to the others] 

  Tigress : We're going.

  Crane : Uh, maybe you can't watch *me* be killed?

  Tigress : [firmly]  Stop being a wimp.

  Monkey : And... she's back.

• Po : [Tigress catches him beating up the ship's mast]  Uh, I'm... training.

  Tigress : The mast is not a worthy opponent.

  [flips through the air and lands beside Po with her hand extended toward him] 

  Tigress : I am ready.

  Po : Okay. So serious...

• Po : I found out that my dad... isn't really my dad.

  Tigress : Your dad, the goose?

  [Po nods] 

  Tigress : [deadpan]  That must have been quite a shock.

• Tigress : Don't worry Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say "noodles".

  Mr. Ping : [stands there worried, while the the five and Po go to save China]  "noodles"

• [rushing off to save the Musicians' Village] 

  Tigress : No snack stops this time.

  Po : Ha-ha-ha! "Snack stops"!

  [scoffs, then follows her] 

  Po : Wait, are you serious?

• Monkey : [to the wolves]  Here's your New Year's gift!

  Mantis : Hope you like it, 'cause you can't return it!

  Tigress : [looking up in the factory's rafters]  Po? What's he doing here?

  Monkey : Return it! Return it!

• Tigress : Where's Po?

  Mantis : How can we lose a guy that big?

• Tigress : Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?

  Po : What are you talking about? What're you... I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh... Yeah! Ahh... He caught me off guard.

  Tigress : The truth.

  [pause] 

  Tigress : Fine. They'll keep you far from danger.

  Master Croc : Real far.

  Po : What?

  Tigress : You're staying here.

  [she starts to leave Po] 

  Po : [catching up]  Wait! I have to go back..

  [Tigress growls while turns faster to Po, everyone was terrified and shocked] 

  Tigress : You're staying here!

  Po : I'm going, and you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.

  Viper : [worried]  Guys, don't.

  Tigress : [preparing to fight]  Ready.

• Shifu : [to Po and the Furious Five, reading from a scroll]  Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?

  Po : Master Thundering Rhino?

  Shifu : Yes.

  Po : Son of Legendary Flying Rhino?

  Shifu : [hands Po the scroll]  Yes.

  Po : And the slayer of the ten thousand serpents in the Valley of Woe?

  Shifu : [sadly]  He's dead.

  [Po and the Five look at the scroll in horror] 

  Po : Whoa.

  Crane : That's impossible!

  Tigress : Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!

  Shifu : It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal!

• Tigress : The only way out is up!

  Monkey , Crane , Viper , Mantis : What?

• Crane : [injured]  My wing!

  Tigress : Help, Po!

  Po : I'm coming!

  [Po runs forward, and yells as he begins to fall through the hole in the floor] 

  Tigress : Watch out!

  Viper : Po!

  [She grabs Po's leg just as he falls through the floor. Po finds himself staring at the floor far below. Mantis tries to help Viper pull her up] 

  Viper : Help me up!

  Tigress : No, get him down. Use the ropes.

• Tigress : [to Po]  You just let Shen get away!

  Mantis : At least we destroyed the weapon.

  [Shen flies across the city and lands on a balcony in the factory] 

  Shen : Fire!

  [Three cannonballs come hurdling towards Po and the Five] 

  Mantis : Oh no, he's got way more.

• Tigress : If all of those weapons leave the building, China will fall.

  Viper : We bring down the building!

  Mantis : Hey, guys. How about this?

  [He rubs gunpowder together and it ignites in his face] 

  Mantis : Oh! This will work.

  Tigress : Alright, let's go.

• Tigress : That... was pretty hardcore.

  [Po smiles at Tigress, and then shocks her with a hug. The other masters stare in astonishment, Crane drops his beak. Po notices them staring and releases Tigress who is frozen in shock. The Five leap on Po and embrace him] 

  Monkey : Po!

  Viper : You did it!

  Mantis : Come here! Yeah!

  Crane : Don't ever do that again, please!

  [Shifu steps forward] 

  Shifu : It seems that you have found inner peace...

  [frowns] 

  Shifu : And at such a young age.

  Po : Well, I had a pretty good teacher.

• [Inside the Training Hall, all the obstacles and other training equipment are seen as vacant. Meanwhile, the voices continue] 

  Monkey , Crane , Viper : [in unison]  33...

  Mantis : Stop him!

  Monkey , Crane , Viper : 34...

  Mantis : It's too dangerous!

  Monkey , Crane , Viper : 35...

  Tigress : Stay focused!

  Monkey , Crane , Viper : 36... 37...

  Mantis : How is he doing that with his face?

  [Po is seen placing a bean bun in his mouth, which is already full of thirty-seven other bean buns, he smashes his fist on the table] 

  Po : [with his mouth full]  Thirty-eight bean buns!

  Mantis : Yes! New record! You monster!

  Monkey : Keep going! Hit forty!

  [holds out a bowl of bean buns] 

  Crane : He'll never hit forty!

  Po : [takes two bean buns]  You got it, buddy! I'll put it up to forty!

  Tigress : Do it!

  Po : No problem!

  [He puts the two bean buns in his mouth and tries to close his mouth. He struggles. The Five watch in silent awe] 

  Po : Yeah... Yeah, one moment.

  [When he succeeds, he sticks his hands up in the air and begins cheering, while the Five cheer along with him] 

  Crane : [approached him]  Well done, Po!

  [Crane slaps Po on the back in congratulations, causing Po to spit the bean buns back at the Five. Monkey and Mantis are hit, while Viper ducks and Tigress blocks two of the buns] 

  Tigress : Your training has paid off.

• Tigress : That must be Shen's palace, on the other side of the city.

  Po : Alright! We'll march into the palace and proclaim: We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, and we are here to bring you to justice!

  [leaps off the roof] 

  Mantis : Hey!

  [grabs Po's foot; pulling him back out of sight] 

  Mantis : What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.