Quotes
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
King of the Hill
- Hank Hill: Buck and Ray Roy are getting out of control. Peggy, they mooned Elvis' grave! And his poor dead twin brother Jesse.
- Donna: I'm starting to get worried. Mr. Strickland has been in there a long time. I'm afraid he might have fainted in the toilet again.
- Joe Jack: Maybe he's stone cold dead.
- Hank Hill: That's it, I'm going in.
- Joe Jack: Take the defibrillator, honey.
- Dale: You want to keep Buck Strickland away from his bastard son. Admit it, Hank, you're jealous. You want to be the bastard son Buck thought he never had but apparently did.
- Hank Hill: That's ridiculous. Why would I want to be Buck's son, when I'm his assistant manager?
- Dale: Translation: love me, daddy!
- Peggy Hill: Because of your shameful behavior, my husband is in danger of losing everything he has ever worked for. Hank has devoted his entire adult life to you and your company. He is your company. Without him, there is no Strickland Propane
- Ray Roy: Well, there is the one in Tennessee.
- Buck Strickland: Save it, junior. You're punching the heavy bag.
- Dale: [to Hank at the bar] Long Island ice tea? I can't believe those words came out of your mouth. Or did you point at the menu? Tell me how it all went down.