Where the #$&% Is Santa? (2008 Video)

Bam Margera: Self

Quotes 

• Bam Margera : Hey Bagger what do you want for Christmas?

  Mark the Bagger : Your wife.

• Bam Margera : Yo Chad you excited for Christmas?

  Chad Ginsburg : No man, I am Jewish so I feel Hanukkah it may take us a little bit longer.

• Bam Margera : Franz what do you want for Christmas?

  Joseph Frantz : Uh I herd something about a robot? I'd like one of those I am pretty lonely haven't had a girlfriend in six months thank you.

  Bam Margera : Chad?

  Chad Ginsburg : World peace, isn't that what everybody wants?

  Bam Margera : Jess what do you want?

  Jess Margera : Uh, Grand Theft Auto IV

  Bam Margera : Oh come on why don't you just leave?

  Mark Hanna : Fannah?

  Mark Hanna : I want someone to get rid of Jess.

  Bam Margera : Ahahaha.

• Bam Margera : Weren't you not allowed into the U.S. for ten years?

  Andy McCoy : Uhh Yeah I was wanted. With a reward for my arrest for ninety-five thousand dollars. And I sat busted in uh New York Kennedy airport chained with a fucking. A couple of people who were smuggling children, a chick who got busted with two kilos of cocaine and I am sitting here like for eight checks. For counterfeit money, I mean come on wheres the justice there?

• Andy McCoy : [Andy McCoy is lighting a joint with a cigarette] 

  Bam Margera : You have to play in an hour, you know.

  Andy McCoy : Don't tell your daddy how to fuck!