Quotes
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[on the iCarly webcast]
Sam Puckett : I'm Sam.
Carly Shay : Carly here.
Sam Puckett : And you're watching iCarly.
Carly Shay : The only show on the web that makes you laugh, and prevents heart disease.
Sam Puckett : So kick back with a pound of bacon and enjoy the show.
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[Sam is an emotional wreck after a bad day at work]
Sam Puckett : [crying] I don't like working! I don't know how people do it. It's horrible! Th-they don't let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I'm not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it's like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it?
[wails]
Carly Shay : I can't stand to see you like this. You have to quit.
Sam Puckett : No, I can't. I promised myself I wouldn't quit until I paid back every penny I owed you and Freddie. I had to clean...
[gulp]
Sam Puckett : urinals! Boys are so gross!
