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167 out of 309 people found the following review useful:
Dead on arrival, 25 March 2013
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Author:
cheese_and_meatballs_please from New York, USA
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Why why why why why did I get excited for this film? Why do I keep
doing this to myself lol. A horror remake with modern gore effects and
a fresh take on the best the eighties have to offer. It has to be a
winner right? WRONG! This is the latest in a long line of horror
remakes that just fails in almost every dept. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Halloween. Elm street. Omen. Hills Have Eyes. I Spit On Your Grave. The
Fog. Fight Night. Friday 13th. Amityville. I kid you not, i paid to see
them all. Lined up for pre screenings or opening midnight showings.
Always excited. Always disappointed afterwards lol. In many cases, I
was more gutted than the slasher victims on screen lol. The only two
remakes that were decent was The Thing prequel and The Crazies.
At least Evil Dead didn't skimp on the blood and guts. There was
plenty. But it did not have an effect. Too much of something may as
well be none at all for the impact on the viewer.
My biggest gripe is it just wasn't scary. I was pumped when I saw the
promo posters saying it was the scariest film ever. But it wasn't even
the scariest film I have seen this week lol. The cast tried, but they
were either too drab and lifeless when alive or overacting and too
animated when dead lol. Happy medium reached NOT! All in all, they
would have been better off leaving the original film as is, to show
what a great low budget horror film should look like. now when
teenagers hear of the horror film 'Evil Dead', they will think of this
pile of trash instead of a verified classic.
131 out of 239 people found the following review useful:
Evil Remake, 3 April 2013
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Author:
pam_nagovski from United States
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Save your money. This film is a cash grab of the highest order. A truly
shallow attempt to remake a film all horror fans hold dear to their
heart.
When Sam Raimi shocked and delighted the world with Evil Dead, he did
so with the purest intentions and divine talent. Original story.
Groundbreaking gore effects. Stunning visuals. Mesmeric tension.
A masterpiece.
He did so without the desire for box office statistics, nor did he pay
shills to promote the film. He simply poured his heart and soul and
genius into something he truly loved.
This pale, insipid, vapid excuse of a "remake" is an Evil Dead film in
name only. Nothing original. Nothing enthralling. Nothing shocking.
Just......nothing.
The sooner Hollywood realizes film audiences are SICK of these types of
tepid imitations, the better. Classic and much-adored movies should be
left to age gracefully and to find audiences on their own terms, for
generations to come.
The Mona Lisa was not repainted. And if it had of been,, the copy would
be spat upon and condemned as a FAKE! Well, this FAKE is even worse.
1/10
135 out of 248 people found the following review useful:
not very good 3/10, 3 April 2013
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Author:
raimifan13 from Austin, USA
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disappointed with this. saw it at south by south film festival and i
was not impressed. i didn't ever think it was going to be anything
special and would pale against the excellent original, but i expected
more.
the gore was over the top and silly. the tree rape was thoughtless
torture porn. it wasn't scary. it was not imaginative. in fact, it was
boring. and that is the saddest thing. so much effort put into shocking
and outraging the audience with blood and guts, when the net result is
tedium.
glad raimi had nothing to do with it lest he become like romero, and
lose luster with his ill conceived later films.
3/10 is the very best i can muster. sorry.
128 out of 237 people found the following review useful:
Disgusting violence for violence sake., 3 April 2013
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Anmarie Griffith from United States
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Extremely sickened by this film. I have never sat through a film where
I simply wanted it to end. Graphic sickening torture porn for soulless
sociopaths. No story to speak of, which the original had in spades.
Amateur acting, with nobody approaching the charisma and screen
presence of Bruce Campbell. All this film had was buckets and buckets
of cow blood and pointless violence. That's all it was. Pointless
violence.
If you are an adult of rational mind and have any sense of decency and
values, do not watch this film. If you are a sociopath teenager, with
an appetite for violent video games and torturing small animals, well
this film will probably suit you perfectly.
Believe when I say the only scare you will get from this film is the
horrific acting. Everything else is nauseating and quite boring
violence.
not recommended.
150 out of 288 people found the following review useful:
Should titled 'Normal Splatter B movie', not Evil Dead, 25 March 2013
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Author:
AcidSquirtyNipples from United States
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I cant stand why Hollywood do the movie and call the remake when not
like first movie. This called Evil Dead but it not Evil Dead like first
Evil Dead. It normal cheap horror movie with the cabin and the blood.
It have normal the teenager and normal the bad acting. Normal the gore
and normal the one survivor hero who kill the badness. That is OK
because that is normal. But it not Evil Dead. Why they try and lie to
the people by saying it is remake? It not the remake. It only have one
or two thing in first movie like necromonicon the chainsaw and girl in
the basement. Everything else is different and not the Evil Dead. No
laughing in the movie like other the Evil Dead. No the scares and the
fright. Just gore to cover story not in.
I not like fake Evil Dead. I not like the normal splatter movie with
Evil Dead label. This dishonest lie and not what should do to try and
get audience. Should just make own film and let people think good or
bad with out fake name.
I sure you agree.
157 out of 302 people found the following review useful:
This Film Was Not Good At All. Terrible, In Fact, 25 March 2013
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Keenan Johnson from United States
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Far too much emphasis on blood and gore effects at the expense of
quality acting, coherent writing, addictive story, skillful direction
and genuinely horrific shocks. And this seems to be the common strain
among critics. A fixation on guts and bone. An almost complete neglect
of everything else.
Raimi made a classic film. A masterpiece. It had balance. Great actors.
Great ORIGINAL story. Exceptional gore effects. Superb direction.
Hilarious humor. Terrifying shocks. So why call this new film "Evil
Dead"? Just release it under another name. Its not a remake. Its a
pale, insipid, soulless imitation.
I'm glad I saw it for free.
1/10
15 out of 19 people found the following review useful:
A Splatter House Fun Fest, 6 April 2013
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Jay Schizo from United States
I'm not one for remakes of classic horror films. I despised the Dawn of the Dead reboot and the slew of other horrid abominations to cinema that have followed in the wake of awful remakes that seem to be the poison of Hollywood these days; however, this was a most pleasant surprise. I will give nothing away as I feel this is a horror film that must be seen. Does it capture the magic of the original? Maybe not as The Evil Dead is one of my all-time favorite films and nothing can quite compare to the grueling and disturbing masterpiece given us by Sam Raimi all those years ago. Does it bring anything new or exciting to the table? You bet it does! This was a film exceeded in its gore factor only by the unsettling atmosphere of the movie. It's obscene, depraved, dark, and filled with violent delight. I was expecting the worst and found myself enthralled and appalled and ultimately so glad that I bought tickets. If you enjoy horror flicks as much as I do then nothing should stop you from seeing Evil Dead. Despite the poor user reviews I've seen this was a true feat of horror filmmaking at its goriest glory.
16 out of 22 people found the following review useful:
A Remake Done Right?, 5 April 2013
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Author:
keith-kanderski from United States
Is this film perfect? No. Is this film better than the original? I
think the question is unfair. To a younger generation, I can see how
they'll prefer this over the original. To my generation, I can see how
we'll prefer the original. It's just the way it is.
The film contains lots of gross-out, bloody scenes (much like the
original). The film contains some over-the-top scenes and acting (much
like the original). Once the carnage begins, the film is basically
about the carnage (much like the original). The film contains some
wonderful dark humor (much like the original).
The setup of the addict trying to kick her habit (and not for the first
time) logically keeps the kids at the cabin when the audience sees
things starting to get a bit strange. The new ending was cool and
freaky. Overall, they did a great job creating the atmosphere of an
Evil Dead film.
However, I'm reading most of the negativity surrounding this film is
due to a lack of story, bad acting, under-developed characters, and
lack of scares. Again, these same criticisms are what make the original
so great. Bruce Campbell had three films as Ash. His personality really
started to take shape in Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn and was further
enhanced in Army of Darkness. It seems as though most people are
comparing this latest remake to the trilogy, as opposed to the
original.
There are some aspects of the film I could've done without (like some
of the random jump scares that were inserted). Overall, I felt as
though there was a bit of tension in the crowd, which is what makes a
good horror film.
Finally, the musical score was great.
As to the devoted followers of Sam Raimi who are happy that he "had
nothing to do with this film." He was a producer on the film and kept
tabs on things as they went, wanting to give the new filmmakers space
to make their own film but not allowing what he thought was a piece of
crap to share the Evil Dead name. Yes. Sam Raimi endorses this film,
and he was involved.
For me, growing up with the original, I will always cherish that one.
When the two DVDs are sitting side-by-side, I will reach for the
original more often than the remake, but I think the remake disc will
get plenty of wear. Go into this film with an open mind, and I think
you will be pleasantly surprised.
13 out of 18 people found the following review useful:
I appreciate this remake., 5 April 2013
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Author:
r-w-h-j from United States
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Let me start off by saying that I LOVE the original 'Evil Dead' Trilogy
by Sam Raimi. I'm not like the lame hipsters or pathetic
fanboys/fangirls who immediately dismiss remakes of classic horror
movies because they aren't the same as the original. Well remakes
aren't supposed to be the same or better than the original. I loved the
spirit of this raunchy creepy gore filled remake of 'Evil Dead'. Well
it's also more of a re-imagining since the main character of Ash is
totally gone. But I gave it a chance. A good horror movie is a good
horror movie. Sure we had the horrible remakes like "A Nightmare on
Elmstreet" and the piece of trash "Friday the 13th" remake, but there
have been some good ones. "Fright Night" had a great remake. "The Hills
Have Eyes" had a decent thrilling remake. Hate me for saying it, but
the first "Halloween" remake by Rob Zombie was awesome. I am definitely
NOT saying that this "Evil Dead" remake is anywhere close to being as
awesome as the original, but it's still pretty great. I see it more as
a sequel than a remake.
There's nothing I could really spoil if you've seen the original movie.
The only thing I will say is that the iconic lead character of Ash
played by Bruce Campbell is replaced by the female lead of Mia played
by newcomer Jane Levy. Many are enraged by this change, but I accepted
it. I mean honestly, it would be even worse if they decided to remake
the Ash character with a new actor. Seriously, no one can fill Bruce
Campbells shoes. That being said, I was actually impressed with the
approach the film takes this go-round. The opening is also something
new involving a demonic possession to give the movie a little of a
backstory.
The imagery is beautifully gruesome. The tension builds up in creeping
terror fashion. There are even certain aspects of the remake that pay
great homage to the original Evil Dead. The terrifyingly creepy cellar
scenes. The demonic Necronomicon book is present of course. When they
read from the book you know right away that horror is about to follow.
The movie has a constant feeling of dread. It's honestly like if Tim
Burton made a straight up relentless horror movie, and disregarded all
of the humor. Also, the dark humor from the original trilogy is nearly
extinct in this movie. But that doesn't take away from it. It just adds
to the terror. The make up effects are disgustingly real. Don't see
this movie if you have a weak stomach. I read that they refrained from
using CGI effects in this movie to stay true to the spirit of the old
school approach of the original. I loved that they chose to do that.
The demons and zombie-like creatures in this had the true 'Evil Dead'
feel to them. I was so creeped out the entire movie. I felt like a kid
again watching "The Exorcist" for the first time. The voices of the
demons will surely haunt most viewers for nights. I definitely closed
my closet door after seeing this movie. The directing is nice and
creepy. This movie has a lot of good examples of how a horror movie
should be made. The actors and actresses give believable performances.
The lead actress who plays 'Mia' was so good in her terrorized
performance. Sure sometimes the characters made stupid decisions, but
come on, we all remember the part when the girl walked into the woods
alone just because she 'heard something' in the original Evil Dead
right? If the characters don't make at least one stupid decision in a
movie, then there wouldn't be a horror movie right? I can tell the
filmmakers put a lot of effort into this remake. This wasn't just a
remake to cash in on the success of the original, well at least I hope
not. I can tell the filmmakers knew how the fan base of the original
trilogy would react to certain things. I'm glad that the original
director Sam Raimi and original star Bruce Campbell helped a lot with
this movie. They also had help from Robert Tapert, the producer of the
original. If they weren't there to supervise, I can tell this movie
wouldn't have been half as good as it is.
Now I'm not saying this is the best horror movie in years, but it is a
damn good one. This is definitely the best remake. Also one of the best
horror movies released nationwide in theaters. The movie also has that
'independent' feel of the original while also having a mainstream feel
at the same time. There are some 'arthouse' type moments too. I really
appreciated this movie. It terrified me and made me and the audience
cringe and wanna cover our eyes. I even cared for the characters. Not
like most horror movies where you can't wait to see the characters die.
I wanted these characters to live. It was a great tragic movie, just
like the original.
All in all, don't dismiss it as just another pointless horrible remake.
Give it a chance. If it helps, try to act like it isn't a remake or
Evil Dead. Don't even look at the title. Just watch it as a good scary
horror movie that terrifies. But most of all, DON'T keep comparing it
to the original. See this as a standalone movie. It'll pay off.
P.S. Stay after the credits. There's a nice treat for 'Evil Dead' fans
waiting.
25 out of 43 people found the following review useful:
Disgusting. Socially Irresponsible. Pathetic Storytelling, 5 April 2013
Author:
info-12138 from United States
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This movie confirms the fact that most of the filmmakers who believe
they have something to offer the public in the "horror" genre have no
"bloody" idea how to do it. This has been the trend for at least a
dozen years, or since the "Torture Porn" phase was unleashed on the
public back in the day of "Saw" and "Hostel." How many human limbs can
be severed is not a scary narrative. Sorry, it's not. It's merely
disgusting and pathetic.
Horror is a very popular genre, no question about it. I'm even a fan of
it, but not when it is presented in such a profoundly vaporous way as
this movie. Remember when we cared about the lead characters, like in
"Alien" or "Exorcist." Hell, "Jaws" made this piece of evil tripe feel
like a student film. The scariest part of this movie IS the acting.
Can you imagine the look on the EFX crew when the director asked them
to make it "rain blood?" Get those rain machines cranking and spew the
bodily fluid over the entire set. "Excuse me? You want to do what?" the
SPFX guys probably asked.
This is a gore fest for all the wrong reasons. Perhaps, if the audience
would start to walk out or, better yet, not even bother buying a
ticket, we could begin to see the studios and the writers coming to
market with intelligent, scary stories that can really get under our
skin.
I wish Fede got the memo because he did not deliver the goods. Instead,
all he managed to do is show us how much blood he can spew on some
really unlikable characters, and bad actors.
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