House M.D. (TV Series)
Let Them Eat Cake (2008)
Kal Penn: Dr. Lawrence Kutner
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Quotes
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Dr. Chris Taub : [after a patient dies] Did Chase test for the biliary tumor?
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Said it was negative. Said she was stable when he left her. We should've found more time. We should've...
Dr. Chris Taub : House is gonna kill us.
Dr. Gregory House : Slowly.
[Taub and Kutner turn around to see House standing behind them]
Dr. Gregory House : And painfully. You're not only idiots, you're frauds. Fraudulent idiots. Fraudulent idiotic killers, as it turns out.
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Dr. Chris Taub : [after Kutner tells him about an online business he's running] You're insane with two days to live.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : House is never going to find out.
Dr. Chris Taub : He will if I tell him, or you cut me in for 30% and I keep your secret safe.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : That's blackmail.
Dr. Chris Taub : Yes.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [as Emmy is exercising for a test] You okay? Trouble breathing?
Emmy : No, I feel fine. Why?
[collapses]
Dr. Chris Taub : No pulse. This isn't asthma.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : What's Cuddy doing in your office?
Dr. Gregory House : Other than throwing off the feng shui with her ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : These walls aren't soundproof.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm well aware.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Her gastric bypass procedure could cause...
Dr. Gregory House : Forget the bypass. Treat her like a fat girl.
Dr. Chris Taub : Should we treat her like a 60-year-old Asian man too? She's not fat.
Dr. Gregory House : Not on the outside, but on the inside, she's still tons of fun.
