House M.D. (TV Series)
Let Them Eat Cake (2008)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : That's it? You're not going to argue why this case is beneath you?
Dr. Gregory House : No point. I'm in an elevator, I can't run away.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You can't run away anyway.
Dr. Gregory House : That's just mean.
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Dr. Chris Taub : [after a patient dies] Did Chase test for the biliary tumor?
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Said it was negative. Said she was stable when he left her. We should've found more time. We should've...
Dr. Chris Taub : House is gonna kill us.
Dr. Gregory House : Slowly.
[Taub and Kutner turn around to see House standing behind them]
Dr. Gregory House : And painfully. You're not only idiots, you're frauds. Fraudulent idiots. Fraudulent idiotic killers, as it turns out.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Any idea why we're getting half as many requests for you as usual?
Dr. Gregory House : Democrats' health care plan?
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy as she's using the phone] Have you seen my balls?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to the phone] Can you hold on a second?
Dr. Gregory House : My balls. Have you seen my balls? Giant one and the red one.
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Dr. Gregory House : [as Thirteen is leaving for her appointment] Does Foreman schedule your appointment by numbers on the clock or just by when I'm in the middle of something?
Thirteen : Sorry if I'm dying at a bad time for you.
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Dr. Chris Taub : Why aren't we doing this in your office?
Dr. Gregory House : Obviously, because it would be stupid to do this in an office with no furniture. Cuddy overreacted to my overreaction.
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[seeing a photo of a pretty fitness trainer]
Dr. Gregory House : Wow! Muscles and curves. My penis is so confused.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : What's Cuddy doing in your office?
Dr. Gregory House : Other than throwing off the feng shui with her ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : These walls aren't soundproof.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm well aware.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : The labs are back and there's no sign of steroid use. Can someone please read her file?
Dr. Gregory House : Can someone please stop backseat differentialating?
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Her gastric bypass procedure could cause...
Dr. Gregory House : Forget the bypass. Treat her like a fat girl.
Dr. Chris Taub : Should we treat her like a 60-year-old Asian man too? She's not fat.
Dr. Gregory House : Not on the outside, but on the inside, she's still tons of fun.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy] You're not stopping me for medical reasons. You're stopping me because you have the hots for me.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You're still here because you have the hots for me.
Dr. Gregory House : Evidenced by the fact that I'm the one who moved into your office.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : It's the biggest office and I'm not the one that destroyed...
Dr. Gregory House : Why are you dressed like that? Why do you try so hard to get my attention? Are you screwing with me?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Are you screwing with me?
Dr. Gregory House : That depends on your answer.
[House and Cuddy stare at each other]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Everybody knows this is going somewhere. I think we're supposed to kiss now.
Dr. Gregory House : We already did that.
[puts his hand on Cuddy's breast]
Dr. Gregory House : It seemed like the logical next step.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Really? I'm an idiot for being surprised.