- [Liz and Joe have been talking about private issues concerning Ben in a near whisper]
- Liz Wendell: [looking over at Ainsley, who is quietly eating her breakfast, as she begins to speak even softer to Joe] Never say anything in this house you're not happy with all members of the dwelling to hear. Trust me.
- Joe Chigwell: [looking over his shoulder to a still unaware Ainsley, coming to understand Liz's implication in speaking at that even softer tone] Okay.
- Liz Wendell: I think it best if we relocate this conversation outside.
- Joe Chigwell: Okay, um, right now?
- Liz Wendell: [shaking her head] Some point.
- Joe Chigwell: Some point? Tonight?
- Liz Wendell: [taking a pause] Well, I'd have to check my calendar.
- Ainsley Elling: [in a whisper as she looks over toward Liz and Joe] Liz?
- [both Liz and Joe turn their head toward Ainsley]
- Ainsley Elling: It's Diwali.
- [Liz and Joe realize that Ainsley has heard everything they've said]
- Pat: One staff member claims you've been calling them "Ankles"... in front of the patients.
- Heather Doyle: [matter-of-factly] Yeah, Julian.
- Pat: And apparently you told said patient that "ankles" means three feet below an asshole.
- Heather Doyle: [shrugging it off] Well, that's just poetry.
- Harry Sethi: [about their planned Diwali celebrations] Just about Xavier. I don't think I can have him here as just a friend.
- Manju K. Sethi: I thought it would be nice for him. But all right, we do have so many other guests coming.
- Harry Sethi: No! I want him here, but as my partner. I want to tell Akshay Mama.
- Manju K. Sethi: [defiantly] No, no, no, no, no no. No! No way!
- Harry Sethi: Uh, Mom, I... I think I may be in love.. kind of for the first time, and I don't want to have to wait years and years for my family to know. I just want to tell them now.
- Manju K. Sethi: You don't have to wait years and years, Harpreet. Akshay Mama gets very little exercise. I think four years at most.
- Harry Sethi: I don't want to lie for another four years.
- Manju K. Sethi: Lying is what you have to do with Akshay Mama.
- Harry Sethi: He really respects me, Mom. I'm, I'm the only boy in the family. I'm a doctor...
- Manju K. Sethi: His judgement will fall on me. He will think I'm the lonely widow who cannot raise a son.
- Harry Sethi: [calmly as he tries to diffuse the situation] I really think he'll be fine.
- Harry Sethi: [voice over] There was only about a two percent chance Akshay Mama would be fine, but when you're high on love, you always think the odds are tilting in your way.
- Harry Sethi: [about a telephone call he had with Xavier] We tried to talk about it today, and, uh... I wouldn't say I hung up on him, but I, uh... I hung up on him.