Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Pret-a-Poor-J (2008)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, hey, do you know what happened? Why is Blair so upset?
Dan Humphrey : Look, Blair and Chuck were gonna self-destruct at some point, so I just may have helped it along.
Serena van der Woodsen : Wait, you intentionally sabotaged Blair?
Dan Humphrey : I know you're upset and that was not my intention, but I just found out they completely screwed over Vanessa.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, whatever they did to Vanessa is different. This is about two people who love each other.
Dan Humphrey : Blair and Chuck? Come on.
Serena van der Woodsen : I don't understand, I thought you wanted to help Blair.
Dan Humphrey : No, I did this for you because you wanted me to help her. I don't care about Blair Waldorf, all of this is a game to her.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, in this case it's not. Blair loves Chuck, she's just been to scared to admit it.
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Blair Waldorf : You have to help me destroy Chuck Bass.
Dan Humphrey : All right, I'll take that as my cue to leave.
Blair Waldorf : Oh, you're very perceptive.
[Dan starts to leave but Serena stops him]
Serena van der Woodsen : Dan, wait.
[starts talking to Blair]
Serena van der Woodsen : If you're having a problem with Chuck, then a man's perspective could be helpful.
Blair Waldorf : Ya know just because you two are making a doomed attempt to being friends doesn't mean I have to play the enabler.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, come on.
Dan Humphrey : Well, if you're plotting against Chuck Bass then I'm sure I can think of something.
Blair Waldorf : Fine. I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I love him.
Dan Humphrey : You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you, really?
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Dan Humphrey : Blair Waldorf in Brooklyn. Are you two lost?
Serena van der Woodsen : Will you talk to her please?
Blair Waldorf : There's nothing to talk about, I told you it's over.
Serena van der Woodsen : She stopped listening to me, maybe she'll listen to you
Dan Humphrey : Um, sure.
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm gonna go check out the art - in the art gallery. Talk.
[Serena walks off]
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Serena van der Woodsen : [Blair kids about re jumping off the building to spite Chuck] Oh, no, don't do it, Blair. You don't want your obit to say you died in Brooklyn.